Tuba Jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by LU-Brasser, Nov 20, 2002.

  1. LU-Brasser

    LU-Brasser Member

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    the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....

    Why do tuba players in their whole life play never hide? None would look for it.

    excuse me, my bad English...
     
  2. amgray

    amgray Member

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    The problem is that the first Tuba player would need the sectional brain to find a hiding place. This would leave the searching Tuba -ist without the wherewithall to seek!! :p
     
  3. NottinghamFlorist

    NottinghamFlorist Member

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    How do you mend a broken tuba?
    with a tuba glue :lol: :lol:
     
  4. Curiosity_Kills

    Curiosity_Kills Member

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    What's the range of a Tuba

    2" if you have a good arm
     
  5. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

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    What's a Tuba for?








    About 1.5" by 3.5", unless you ask for a full cut :D
     
  6. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    :shock: omg these are worse than drummer jokes!!!!
     
  7. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

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    I think I've heard the english equivalent....

    Two tuba players walked past a bar.....
    Well it could happen!!
     
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