Tuba Jokes

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by LU-Brasser, Nov 21, 2002.

  1. LU-Brasser

    LU-Brasser Member

    the shortest tube joke: Go two Tubisten at a bar past.....

    Why do tuba players in their whole life play never hide? None would look for it.

    excuse me, my bad English...
  2. amgray

    amgray Member

    The problem is that the first Tuba player would need the sectional brain to find a hiding place. This would leave the searching Tuba -ist without the wherewithall to seek!! :p
  3. How do you mend a broken tuba?
    with a tuba glue :lol: :lol:
  4. What's the range of a Tuba

    2" if you have a good arm
  5. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    What's a Tuba for?

    About 1.5" by 3.5", unless you ask for a full cut :D
  6. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :shock: omg these are worse than drummer jokes!!!!
  7. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    I think I've heard the english equivalent....

    Two tuba players walked past a bar.....
    Well it could happen!!

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