Trumpet joke

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  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    (Variation on an old gag.... unlike me, I know.... ;-)

    A man walks into a music store, approaches the man behind the counter and says: 'Hey, d'you wanna hear a trumpet joke?'

    At that point a rather burly looking individual approaches him and says: 'I'm a trumpeter. I'm 6 foot 3 and weigh 240 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke?'

    Another customer approaches our jester and says: 'I'm a trumpeter. I'm 6 foot 5 and weigh 260 pounds. Do you still want to tell that joke.

    Then another individual comes up and says: I'm a trumpeter. I'm 6 foot 7 and weigh 285 pounds. Do you STILL want to tell that joke?' to which the man replies: 'Nah, I don't want to have to explain it three times.'
     
  2. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    D'oh! :lol:
     
  3. cornetchap

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    Didn't that joke feature as a dumb blonde joke in the Bad Joke thread only a couple of weeks ago :?:
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Quite probably, Greg! I first heard it as a trumpet joke! Apologies for repetition

    Quite probably, Greg! I first heard it as a trumpet joke! Apologies for repetition
     
  5. cornetchap

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    Harr, harr, at least it shows you're not addicted (sad?) enough to read every single post to tMP :D

    Cheers, Greg.
     
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