Truly Terrible Films....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Leyfy, Aug 14, 2010.

  1. Leyfy

    Leyfy Active Member

    What is the worst film you have ever seen?

    Being on holiday at the moment I have been channel-hopping and found some absolutely so-bad-they-are-funny films. So far my list is:

    -Miami Shark Attack
    -Mega Shark vs Giant Octopus (the bit with the shark jumping out of the water and eating a plane is possibly one of the most bizarre things I have ever seen on the telly!)
    -Titanic 2

    (Don't ask me why they are all water-related?!)

    I am just glad I didn't pay to watch any of these films at the cinema.....
  2. Kjata

    Kjata Member


    I have to say for me personally Saw 3 was terrible (I couldn't bring myself to watch any other movies of the series)! Also rubbish are: The Core, Oceans 12, Resident evil (2 and 3 are brilliant though??), The Mummy returns and Cruel Intentions...
    Probably lots more but I mentally block bad films!

    What is good though... THE MATRIX TRILOGY (the 3rd is on Film 4 right now!) :clap:
  3. Leyfy

    Leyfy Active Member


    It was AWFUL.
  4. KMJ Recordings

    KMJ Recordings Supporting Member

    What did they do? Raise it and sink it again? :confused: :hammer
  5. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    Nah don't be silly, it's a cross between finding nemo and voyage of the damned...
  6. Leyfy

    Leyfy Active Member

    That would have been more sensible than the plot they came up with!
  7. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Ocean's 12 was quite good, but not as good as 11 (the second 11 that is) and 13 :)

    Solaris... now there's a film that made no sense!
  8. P_S_Price

    P_S_Price Member

    Killdozer - truly pants.

    Clash of the Titans (Latest one) total drivel
  9. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

  10. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Lesbian Vampire Killers - what a big let down that was.

    In fact anything with Horne and Corden in it is generally mince. Their names have become synonomous with rubbish.
  11. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    The original, or the shocking remake?

    I'm not sure John's got enough bandwidth for this topic, but off the top of my head the following were notable examples of complete and utter loose stool water:

    Anything with Robin Williams in except Good Morning Vietnam (and maybe Good Will Hunting) - "Toys" in particular was utterly bobbins.
    Deep Blue Sea
    Another vote for The Core
    Hudson Hawk
    The Fifth Element
    Anything with Madonna in apart from Desperately Seeking Susan
    Layer Cake
    Battlefield Earth (although in fairness I could only stand 20 minutes of this mouldy badger toss, the last hour might be fab)
    Starship Troopers - even if it is an ironic commentary on US militarism, it's still cack.
  12. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    And yes, sadly I DID pay to see of those at the cinema :hammer
  13. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Troy was cringeworthy, and Mrs Doubtfire was a good film! :p

    and I meant the remake of Solaris, it was the worst rental fee I've ever paid!
  14. David Mann

    David Mann Member

    Moulin Rouge - I nearly walked out.
  15. Bayerd

    Bayerd Active Member

    The one saving grace about LC is that the Queen's Mews makes a fleeting appearance.....
  16. Bayerd

    Bayerd Active Member

    ...other than that, it's utter cack.
  17. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    Pearl Harbour was dire too, as is the latest Twilight film.
  18. Anno Draconis

    Anno Draconis Well-Known Member

    Hello? McFly? Are we talking about the same film? It was awful...

    The original of Solaris is better, although the novel was long renowned as tough to film.

    That and Gambon's masterly swearing, the man's an acting god. Rest of the film, however...:rolleyes:
  19. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Blair Witch Project
    Four Weddings and a Funeral
    Almost everything with Will Ferral in it
    Tropic Thunder (apart from the ads at the start)
    Almost everything with Ben Stiller in it
    (I thought Moulon Rouge was wonderful, BTW)
    That's just for starters. We could maybe break this down by genre!
  20. Bass Trumpet

    Bass Trumpet Active Member

    We caught Loch Ness Terror on the SciFi channel a couple of weeks ago. The wife and I were rolling about laughing, it was so bad. Come to think of it, anything on the SciFi (or is it SyFy?) Channel is a pretty safe bet for being such a bad film it's funny.