Trouble at Work!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Jul 9, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member


    ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me.

    ...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever."

    ...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend.

    ...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record.

    ...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract.

    ...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work. parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."

    ...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job.

    ...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes.

    ...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets.

    ...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    what? is there something strange about those things?
  3. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    :cry: maybe i should start looing for a new job now! :cry:
  4. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Perhaps a toilet cleaner? :wink: :lol:
  5. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

  6. bruceg

    bruceg Active Member

    Oh look, super sop's all flushed now :D (Sorry - I'll get me coat...)
  7. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Not bad at all for early in the morning, Bruce!
  8. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    I saw the title of this thread and thought Dave Payn had finally gotten sacked for doing nothing but tMP all day :lol:
  9. TuTuKu

    TuTuKu Active Member

    he he me too!
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Cheeky swine! Some of the stuff I do here is work related (the copyright FAQ for instance!) ;-)
    Ok, so the rest of it's unremitting b****cks, granted, but.... ;-) ;-)

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