I JUST KNEW I WAS IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN... ...the new policy on sexual harassment included a photo of me. ...the Security guard made a complete inventory of my work area. ...my assistant began responding to my memos with, "Yeah, whatever." ...I got a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime. ...my new Pentium was replaced with an 386sx-16 last weekend. ...the Human Resources Dept requested an update of my arrest record. ...the Boss asked if I still had a copy of my 5 year contract. ...I noticed co-workers measuring my office when I arrived at work. ...my parking spot was relocated next to the dumpster. ...my secretary sez things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry." ...three people began helping me write a "desk manual" for my job. ...the LAN suddenly began backing-up my computer every 10 minutes. ...a large paper recycling box was placed next to my file cabinets. ...the receptionist began saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on me.