training for women

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by ray_ed, Mar 8, 2005.

  1. ray_ed

    ray_ed Member

    Training for Women
    Women think they already know everything, but wait... training courses are
    now available for women on the following subjects:

    1. Silence, the Final Frontier: Where No Woman Has Gone Before
    2. The Undiscovered Side of Banking: Making Deposits
    3. Parties: Going Without New Outfits
    4. Man Management: Minor Household Chores Can Wait Till After The Game
    5. Bathroom Etiquette I: Men Need Space in the Bathroom Cabinet Too
    6. Bathroom Etiquette II: His Razor is His
    7. Communication Skills I: Tears - The Last Resort, not the First
    8. Communication Skills II : Thinking Before Speaking
    9. Communication Skills III: Getting What you Want Without Nagging
    10. Driving a Car Safely: A Skill You CAN Acquire
    11. Telephone Skills: How to Hang Up
    12. Introduction to Parking
    13. Advanced Parking: Backing Into a Space
    14. Water Retention: Fact or Fat
    15. Cooking I: Bringing Back Bacon, Eggs and Butter
    16. Cooking II: Bran and Tofu are Not for Human Consumption
    17. Cooking III: How not to Inflict Your Diets on Other People
    18. Compliments: Accepting Them Gracefully
    19. PMS: Your Problem . . . Not His
    20. Dancing: Why Men Don't Like To
    21. Classic Footwear: Wearing Shoes You Already Have
    22. Household Dust: A Harmless Natural Occurrence Only Women Notice
    23. Integrating Your Laundry: Washing It All Together
    24. Oil and Gas: Your Car Needs Both
    25. TV Remotes: For Men Only

    I'll say sorry in advance of any adverse posts...hehe
  2. I should be offended, but its all so true!!!
  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Well I am offended. How dare you post something so utterly misogenistic, so chavinist and so lacking in thought for the feelings of others.

    :p Ha ha ha!
  4. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    *is offended* saying that I wouldnt need to go to any of them sorry those classes Im too young to drive anyway. And I cant cook well not without burning it or me. Ok thats scary maybe you have to be old for it to apply to you...No offence Nicola :p
    Oh no yeh there is I talk to much :p but I can be quiet when I want to be which isnt when everyone else wants me to be quiet but hey.

    :D ;)