Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by Mesmerist, Sep 18, 2009.
Why is 999 the emergency number in the uk?
'Cos it was easy to adapt the rotary dials in early phone boxes for numbers beginning with '9' to be free....
Does the "M" in KMJ stand for "M"any fingers make emergency phone calls?
Nope - 'M'ummy call the police that Butler bloke is picking on me again
Why did people think it was a good idea to make milk 'go off' into butter and put it on toast?
C'mon Keith! Have you tried to spread milk on yer toast?
Why is it such a big deal that the toilet seat is occasionally left it the upright stance?
which band does Ben Rapp play in nowadays?
Who is MrsDoyle?
why did you change your name???
Well, don't the rules have provision for that?
that's not what I asked - why did you change your name, when it's quite plain that it's still you?
I did'nt even realise it had changed, so it must have been obvious.
What was it before?
It was his name backwards (and no, I don't mean "emansih" or even "elyodsrm"............)
Why did Porto Bellow? Or someone's Birdcage Walk?
Why is meta-ethics so difficult to explain?
Ith that near any other townth in Ethics?
By the way - who, for Pete's sake, is Pete????
I know who he is.
What happens if the Earth stops moving? (asked this morning by 4 year old before I have any naughty replies)
....erm.....we'd die.....(i think)....there wouldn't be enough gravity pulling us down....(same problem with spaceships)
When will convultra roscoff vensis (probably spelt wrong) get a "proper" name? Don't you think thesolar powered worm would be a more managerable mouthful?
Do tell the rest of us - after all, as youll know being a good Scot on missionary work in deepest Englandshire, we're a' Jock Tamson's bairns..............whoever he was!
I'm seeking a missionary position in deepest southern Englandshire
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