Top Ten things you will never hear said by a music director... 10. Okay Trombones, play that even louder now! 9. Wow drummers, you got that right the first time! 8. Can we have the whole cornet section play the high note? 7. Your tuning is great today basses! 6. Let's just have fun today! 5. Its okay to talk during solos drummers! 4. Let's include a drum set on that! 3. You can get drunk before the concert basses, I'm going to! 2. That was real good horns! 1. I'm sorry, it's all my fault!