To the lads, from the ladies!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by blue_smarties, Jan 16, 2004.

  1. blue_smarties

    blue_smarties Member

    In reply to Well Worth It's message!! :)

    This is the fairy tale that we should have been reading as little girls!
    Once upon a time,
    in a land far away,
    a beautiful, independent,
    self-assured princess
    happened upon a frog as she sat,
    contemplating ecological issues
    on the shores of an unpolluted pond
    in a verdant meadow near her castle.
    The frog hopped into the princess' lap
    and said: Elegant Lady,
    I was once a handsome prince,
    until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
    One kiss from you, however,
    and I will turn back
    into the dapper, young prince that I am
    and then, my sweet, we can marry
    and setup housekeeping in your castle
    with my mother,
    where you can prepare my meals,
    clean my clothes, bear my children,
    and forever
    feel grateful and happy doing so.
    That night,
    as the princess dined sumptuously
    on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs
    seasoned in a white wine
    and onion cream sauce,
    she chuckled and thought to herself:

    I don't think so.
  2. shedophone

    shedophone Member

    Lol nice one... :wink:
  3. Dawnys_flug

    Dawnys_flug Member

    Hehe great come back Kate!
    I remember a poem i've read which would be perfect here :lol:
    Will go and fish it out now!!!!
  4. michellegarbutt

    michellegarbutt Supporting Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    tsk. women :!:
  6. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    Tsk........who let her outa the kitchen :!:

  7. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Great story! :lol: If only it were true...

    Can we lock this post in some way that only lady-posters can get on to it? Then we can say what we really think about them and their socks, their snoring, their cars, their sport, their egos, their "bits and peices", their scratching </rant>

  8. cornetgirl

    cornetgirl Active Member

    Go BMB, go BMB.... [Trisha takes over tMP temporarily!]

    Rach x
  9. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    while we sit here trying not to mention the mood swings, the complaining, the massive underwear, the inferiority complex, the constant abuse, the jealousy, the mistrust.......
  10. sunny_jimbob

    sunny_jimbob Member

    You forgot the persecution complex and the latent sexism... :wink:
  11. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    well i could have gone on for hours, but i didn't want to cause too much guilt-trip crying
  12. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    nb. i'm not a woman hater... i just like to exagerate their foibles...
  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Leave my foibles out of this! :shock:

    I'm going to say something controversial:

    :shock: I ACTUALLY QUITE LIKE MEN :shock:
    they're kinda cute, but they are fairly irritating, in the same way that pets are. Come to think of it...

    Mods, can we stop this one now before it gets out of hand? I foresee handbags at dawn...
  14. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    We outnumber Sparkly 6-to-1 so am not worried! ;)

    Handbags at dawn aren't a problem in themselves BMB, it's all the stuff that females keep in them that can be quite dangerous..
  15. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    Not just handbags, it's whereever they can keep it.

    Drawer after Drawer after Drawer
    Bathroom Vanities....

    you know, I can carry most of the stuff I need throughout the day in my pockets!
  16. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol, good one kate! :wink:

    I tend to keep all the things I need for the day in my pockets as well, no need for a handbag! Also be quite embarassing if I did have one! :? :lol:
  17. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Yes but your pockets reach the ground... :wink:
    And I've never carried a car in handbag.

    tMP is a bastion of male something-ness! We do not have equality on the mod front! And they admit it?!
    More female mods! More female mods! Either that or Sparkly gets a triple vote on everything.

    Actually the mods do a wonderful job, I respect all of them equally, I am in awe of their dedication, some of them are on here at all times of the day and night. You'd think they didn't have jobs or homes to go to. :wink:
    Grovel, fawn and general abasement
  18. sparkling_quavers

    sparkling_quavers Active Member

    I think six men to one girl is quite a good ratio!!! :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
  19. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

    oh Sparkly :lol:
  20. twigglet

    twigglet Member

    it always amazes me how men can fit a phone,house keys and a wallet into there pockets... mind you the wallets are normally very small and sealed shut from years of neglect..