Tired of speeding tickets?

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Sam Atherton, Mar 18, 2005.

  1. Sam Atherton

    Sam Atherton Member

    Tired of speeding tickets? Want to open up spaces between you and the cars around you.

    Step 1. Tie these balloons to your car
    Step 2. Drive VERY FAST
    Step 3. Watch people freak out.
    Step 4. Tell the nice officer you thought they were real .


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  2. euphybeast

    euphybeast Member


    Where can I buy them?
  3. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Or alternatively, stick to the speed limit.......just like me ha ha.
  4. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Didn't work when I told them about the giant pink lizards...
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Well how often do you get heat seaking lizards for crying out loud?!?!? :tongue: Think woman, think!!
  6. Darth_Tuba

    Darth_Tuba Active Member

    Of course Laura! hehe. Just remembering you being hammered and telling the police guy from your band many times that you had "Nae points!" and I had.... well.... lots!
  7. Lauradoll

    Lauradoll Active Member

    Ha ha NAE POINTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Roar!! How many points????! NAE POINTS!!!!
  8. asteria

    asteria Member

    Hahaha, yeah, and never listen to Les Preludes at full blast when driving along the M62!!! ;)
  9. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    That scenario did rather rely on the copper not knowing anything about wildlife...
  10. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member


    And the tMP Oxymoron award 2005 goes to ....

  11. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    Hmmmmmmmm, best not....


    Not that I have had any problems.... Clean license me!! :p :biggrin:
  12. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Hmmph... Wish I could say the same...
  13. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Yeah??? Mr. How-Many-Points_have-I-Got?
    Besides, most male banders Think Woman all the time...
    I'm so going to give you a Big Sister chat next w/e...
  14. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    theres just a little problem with that, they will be tied to your car.
  15. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

  16. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

  17. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Yet again, the Doppler effect of a point being missed...;)
  18. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    the what effect?
  19. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Hmmmm, Yonhee at her best!
  20. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    Had to be suggested by an engineer...