It's a fair few years ago now but I was sort of stumbling home from the pub one night when a chip shop hove in to view...so i made a sideywise bee line for it, and having cleverly manouvred my way through the door asked the bloke if he had any chips left. When he said he had I simply commented that perhaps he shouldn't have made so bleedin many then, and there I was...barred from a chippy in an instant. :-( Miserable toe-rag. Anyone else got any occassions when they'd wished they'd kept their big mouths shut?? :-?