Three Men In A Sauna.........

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by stephen_clapton, Nov 14, 2006.

  1. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

    Three men, one American, one Japanese and an Irishman were

    sitting naked in a sauna.

    Suddenly there was a beeping sound.

    The American pressed his forearm and the beep stopped.

    The others looked at him questioningly. "That was my
    he said, "I have a microchip under the skin of my arm."

    A few minutes later a 'phone rang. The Japanese fellow
    his palm to his ear. When he finished he explained, "That
    my mobile 'phone, I have a microchip in my hand."

    The Irishman felt decidedly low tech, but not to be outdone

    he decided he had to do something just as impressive.

    He stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom.

    When he returned he had a piece of toilet paper hanging
    his ****.

    The others raised their eyebrows and stared at him.

    The Irishman glanced around behind and said ...

    "Bejasus , will you look at that, I'm getting a fax!!!
  2. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    The oldies are the best, eh, Steve:D:cool:
  3. matthetimp

    matthetimp Member

    oh dear..................
  4. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

    Honestly, these are not my jokes, I have just posted them on here to pass the time!!
  5. matthetimp

    matthetimp Member

    Will believe once LOL
  6. Di

    Di Active Member

    .... and Mr Clapton? We have a special place for all these jokes. ;)

    "The Bad Joke" thread.
  7. MissBraz

    MissBraz Active Member

  8. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

    Sorry! I didnt class it that bad to go in there....... Will remember next time :biggrin:
  9. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    I couldn't agree more, that joke is baaaaaaaaad