This one made me laugh

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  1. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    Julius Caesar was addressing the crowd in Rome. "Friends Romans Countrymen lend me your ears. Tomorrow I shall take our glorious army to conquer Europe and I shall start with France. We shall kill many Gauls and return victorious."

    "Hail Caesar! Get in tae em big man" cheered the massed audience. Brutus turns to his mate. "See that Caesar, he's right full of himself isn't he? He couldn't fight his way out of a wet parchment bag."

    Six months later Caesar returns having conquered and colonized France. "Friends Romans Countrymen lend me your ears. I have returned from our campaign in France, victorious as promised and we killed 50,000 Gauls."

    "Hail Caesar ya beauty!" roared the happy crowd.

    Brutus once again turns to his mate. "I am sick of this. Ceaser couldn't kill time never mind 50,000 Gauls. I'm off to check it out". Brutus sets off to France to check out Caesar's story and three weeks later returns to Rome and another public address from Caesar to the people.

    "Friends Romans Countrymen lend me your ears. Tomorrow I take our
    glorious army to conquer Britain and I will sort those Anglos out once and for all!"

    The crowd cheer but it is soon hushed by the cries of Brutus from the back. "Caesar he bellowed, you are nothing but a big liar. I went to France to check your story and you never killed 50,000 Gauls, you only killed 25,000".

    The crowd gasps in disbelief and turn to Caesar for his response.

    "Brutus, you are forgetting one thing; and that is away Gauls count double in Europe."
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  3. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

    Absolutely Cringingly Brilliant!!!
  4. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member


    For once a joke where you don't see the punchline coming at you half way through.

    Laughed out loud.

    Oops! Funny looks all round. Back to work.
  5. BottyBurp

    BottyBurp Member

  6. Okiedokie of Oz

    Okiedokie of Oz Active Member

    I don't get it..............
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Think "soccer-scoring", and a distorted scottish accent :shock: :wink:
  8. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    I don't get it either :? :roll:
  9. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    Think "soccer-scoring", and a distorted scottish accent :roll: :wink:
  10. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    :lol: nice one
  11. shedophone

    shedophone Member

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  13. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

    :lol: :lol: :lol:

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