Things your mum wouldn't ever say....

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by scotchgirl, Jan 12, 2009.

  1. scotchgirl

    scotchgirl Active Member

    "How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?"

    "Yeah, I used to skip school a lot, too"

    "Just leave all the lights on ... it makes the house look more cheery"

    "Let me smell that shirt -- Yeah, it's good for another week"

    "Go ahead and keep that stray dog, honey. I'll be glad to feed and walk him every day"

    "Well, if Timmy's mom says it's OK, that's good enough for me."

    "The curfew is just a general time to shoot for. It's not like I'm running a prison around here."

    "I don't have a tissue with me ... just use your sleeve"

    "Don't bother wearing a jacket - the wind-chill is bound to improve"
  2. Mr Guinness

    Mr Guinness Member

    "It's bitty time....................!"
  3. ploughboy

    ploughboy Active Member

    "Yes hunny of course your first date can stay over tonight"