1. Stare at a skinhead. 2. Use hairspray instead of deoderant. 3. Forget to check there's enough loo roll. 4. Take Alka-Selzer without water. 5. Bath a cat. 6. Look down a garden hose when asked to. 7. Test to see if your stapler has staples in it by pressing it on your thumb. 8. Zip up before you've put 'it' away fully. 9. Tuck your skirt in your knickers. 10. Rub your eyes after chopping Chilli's.