The Twelve days of Chavmas

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by 2nd man down, Dec 7, 2005.

  1. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    You all know the tune, now sing along....

    On the 1st day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 2nd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, two tracksuit tops
    and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 3rd day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, three navel studs,
    two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 4th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, four stolen phones,
    three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 5th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, fiiiveee gooolldd
    riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
    a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 6th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, six teens a-laying,
    fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two
    tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 7th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, seven scallies
    stealing,six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen
    phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 8th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eight midriffs
    showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
    riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
    a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 9th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, nine ladies
    drinking,eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
    a-laying,fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
    studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 10th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, ten lads joy-riding,
    nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing,
    six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones,
    three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 11th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, eleven prammers
    pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies drinking, eight midriffs
    showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd
    riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel studs, two tracksuit tops and
    a pikey in Burberry.

    On the 12th day of Chavmas my true love sent to me, twelve chavvers
    chavving, eleven prammers pushing, ten lads joy-riding, nine ladies
    drinking, eight midriffs showing, seven scallies stealing, six teens
    a-laying, fiiiveee gooolldd riinngggs, four stolen phones, three navel
    studs, two tracksuit tops and a pikey in Burberry...

    Merry Chavmas!
     
  2. Aaron

    Aaron Member

    words cannot describe the absolute genius of that take on an xmas classic...i actually laughed out loud at me desk!!
     
  3. strongbow

    strongbow Member

    So funny:clap:
     
  4. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    Wow! :D thats brilliant! I especially love eleven prammers pushing :tongue:

    did you write it all by yourself Crawfy? You're a very clever man!! :D:D:D
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member


    Inspired! Only thing that worries me Crawf, is the fact that you appear to know far more about the life of a chav than is healthy! :)
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I worked in Milnrow in lancashire for 10 years. ;)
     
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    And I spent a good part of my years in Catford (SE London), Croydon, and St. Mary Cray! Arran's got its first chav..... ;)
     
  8. Lisa

    Lisa Member

    That's class! I've just emailed it to all of my friends! :)
    I like the prammers pramming bit too!
    I do find it difficult to sing the pikey in burberry line in the right time with the tune though!
     
  9. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    ". . . and a Pi-key in Bu-ur-ber-ry" will do it ;)
     
  10. Lisa

    Lisa Member

    Phew, I knew someone would help me out! I'll practice that then! :)
     
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  12. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    flipin eck! you get a decent email at work and get home to post it and what happens!!! its allready here!

    thought this was reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell gooooood!!!
     
  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    A-ha...you've gotta be up real early to beat ol' 2md! ;)
     
  14. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    lol ill try harder!!! [​IMG]
     

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