The tMP English Dictionary

Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by Curiosity_Kills, Sep 18, 2006.

  1. Right, The rules of the game are simple.

    1.) Invent a word - e.g. Shamquocks

    2.) The next poster must come up with a definition for that word (e.g. A set of Rubber Culinery Utensils) and for those tricky words, a correct pronounciation (e.g. Sh-am-cw-ocks). Having done this, then they invent a word for the following poster to define.


    The First Word seeking a definitions is Juffy
  2. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Juffy v. intr. To hurry out of a room in a fit of pique having been thwarted in some plan or scheme by a superior intellect.

  3. DublinBass

    DublinBass Supporting Member

    n. A special type of textured artwork made from black candies.

  4. Ickle.Hannah

    Ickle.Hannah Member

    a squashed centipede- something that doesnt come out of the carpet :(

  5. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    n. A rather camp person (either gender) who waves their arms wildly at cricket matches before insulting the visiting team.

  6. adj. An object or objects whose velocity equals the speed of a large plume of smoke

  7. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    v. Exhonging - the redness of face and obvious bluffing of one's technical ability during the process of playing a large bore tuba through a technical and loud passage

  8. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    Shimdilling - The art of laughing milkshake out of your nose!

  9. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

    Farbinkle V. Shouting at a refuse receptacle from a distance.

  10. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    SuperYanking V. The art of over emphasising somethine ( usually an event or sport ) above and beyond reality ( as in "World Series" )...

  11. Sopha

    Sopha Active Member

    Ludiferous (Lu - di - fer - ous) adj - having no connection with the subject; a ridiculous statement.

  12. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    lequiplate ( Lek-wip-lart-eh) - Water Aerobics primarily practised by well to-do pregnant mothers ( who refer to it as Drowing-by-Pilates ) :)

  13. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Scroungious (scwr-au-ng-ee-us) - descriptive . Food that tastes better for being free, esp. blagged from fellow band members.

  14. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Flanitble adj. (Of an object or person) Being able to make a noise like a BBb bass being played very loudly at the bottom of a deep mine shaft by an elephant.

  15. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Mantiphagous - extremely ugly and liable to bite your head off in the morning (cf. praying mantis).

  16. mikelyons

    mikelyons Supporting Member

    Splitaphorical adj. Descriptive of the secret, profane and arcane language of the solo cornet player who can't quite reach the same register as the soprano player but goes for it anyway and misses.
    "He breathed spitaphorical curses as the super Eb crashed down the pan"

  17. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member


    i) The aftermath of a boar escaping from the pig farm

    ii) The entry in "Who's Who" for a failed thespian

    iii) One of the sections of the best-selling book "Mr Perks' guide to gourmet sausages"

  18. andyp

    andyp Active Member


    The mess left by five ghosts after a fight.

  19. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    Never heard of it!:oops:

  20. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member


    Pronounced - You-fee-louse

    A small insect that burrows its way into brass or silver plated objects, causing dints to appear in the surface.