The Surrealist Compliment Generator

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by rutty, Feb 8, 2005.

  1. rutty

    rutty Active Member

  2. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Just as I'd always suspected. . . . .
  3. ju33les

    ju33les Member

    "Your mother once had eyes that shone like the legs of Mae West"

  4. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    yeah im really confused by what any of those mean... mines the worst though (i think, i dont actually understand it though)...
  5. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Just clicking away and found a cracking one along the lines of....."Your eyes are beautiful, but only with ketchup". Genius
  6. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Lovely! :eek:
  7. yonhee

    yonhee Active Member

    ''You have no socially redeeming value.''
    Waht does that mean?
  8. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    anyone speak foreign languages??? i think its spanish... gunna go look on free translations

    edit:its not spanish...or french
  9. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    "Heizenmizstenwerner ut mal die westernmoviefurter und glipzenglagenheimer zieden un der witzelwaltzerfloggen... "

  10. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    hahahaha soooooooo funny this one...

    charming or what!
  11. flugelgal

    flugelgal Active Member

    Looks like Italian to me - but I don't speak it, sorry!
  12. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    My heart strikes for you like a lessened tractor!

  13. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Hmmmmmm. Riiiight. :redface:
  14. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    My eyelids belch with effluvial afterthoughts when you tease me with jello and chicken rinds.

  15. bassinthebathroom

    bassinthebathroom Active Member

    Most certainly, your fingernails stimulate magnetism in the most organic of solvents! Charming....
  16. tim

    tim Member

  17. kiwiposaune

    kiwiposaune New Member

    looking at you, I can hardly believe that that sperm beat out 20 million others
  18. sterlingsop

    sterlingsop Member

    "The hair in your mouth tickles the divine underbelly of my pulsating hypothalmus, flooding my terrestrial erector set with expressive washes of saponifying liquors. "

    :confused: What???????????????
  19. wewizrobbed

    wewizrobbed Member

    ''In your absence I find other forms of amusement.''

    ha ha!
  20. Bariman

    Bariman Member

    "I love your eyes, but only with ketchup."

    Can't say fairer than that - has to be Heinz though :)

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