The Shortest Fairytale

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said,"NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot, drove a Corvette, drank beer, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    THE END
     
  2. tinytimp

    tinytimp Member

    :clap:

    Great! Get rid of all the cliches, get straight to the point. What more do you need from a story?!
    Not sure it would send a baby to sleep though....
     
  3. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Once upon a time a Princess sat by a pond when a frog came up and told her that if she kissed him he would turn into a handsome Prince, so she did.

    and the moral of this story is a) Frogs are liars and b) Princesses are SOOO gullible!
     

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