The Shortest Fairytale

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Apr 5, 2006.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?"

    The girl said,"NO!"

    And the guy lived happily ever after, went fishing and hunting, played golf a lot, drove a Corvette, drank beer, left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

  2. tinytimp

    tinytimp Member


    Great! Get rid of all the cliches, get straight to the point. What more do you need from a story?!
    Not sure it would send a baby to sleep though....
  3. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Once upon a time a Princess sat by a pond when a frog came up and told her that if she kissed him he would turn into a handsome Prince, so she did.

    and the moral of this story is a) Frogs are liars and b) Princesses are SOOO gullible!