ONE POINT OFFICE DARES 1. Run one lap around the office at top speed. 2. Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other non-player must be in the bathroom at the time). 3. Ignore the first five people that say Good Morning to you. 4. Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk to you now. Bye". 5. To signal the end of a conversation, clamp you hands over your ears and grimace. 6. Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say "Sorry, I prefer it this way". 7. Walk sideways to the photocopier. 8. While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open. THREE POINT DARES 9. Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him/her with double barrelled fingers. 10. Babble incoherently at fellow employees and then ask "Did you get all of that, I don't want to have to repeat it." 11. Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice). 12. Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle ( there must be a non-player in sight). 13. Shout random numbers while someone is counting. FIVE POINT DARES 14. At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the National Anthem. (Extra points if you launch into it yourself). 15. Walk into a very busy person's office while they watch you with growing irritation, turn off the light switch on/off several times. 16. For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as "Bob". 17. Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do a number two." 18. At lunchtime, get down on your knees and raise your fist and announce "As God as my witness, I'll never go hungry again!" 19. Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it." 20. Quack like a duck to the tune of the Blue Danube.