The End of the World

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Aug 4, 2005.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Interesting question: When the end of the world arrives, how will the media report it?

    USA Today: WE'RE DEAD
    The Wall Street Journal: DOW JONES PLUMMETS AS WORLD ENDS
    National Enquirer: O.J. AND NICOLE, TOGETHER AGAIN
    Playboy: GIRLS OF THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft Systems Journal: APPLE LOSES MARKET SHARE
    Victoria's Secret Catalog: OUR FINAL SALE
    Sports Illustrated: GAME OVER
    Wired: THE LAST NEW THING
    Rolling Stone: THE GRATEFUL DEAD REUNION TOUR
    Readers Digest: 'BYE
    Discover Magazine: HOW WILL THE EXTINCTION OF ALL LIFE AS WE KNOW IT AFFECT THE WAY WE VIEW THE COSMOS?
    TV Guide: DEATH AND DAMNATION: NIELSON RATINGS SOAR!
    Lady's Home Journal: LOSE 10 LBS BY JUDGEMENT DAY WITH OUR NEW "ARMAGEDDON" DIET!
    America Online: SYSTEM TEMPORARILY DOWN. TRY CALLING BACK IN 15 MINUTES.
    Inc. magazine: TEN WAYS YOU CAN PROFIT FROM THE APOCALYPSE
    Microsoft's Web Site: IF YOU DIDN'T EXPERIENCE THE RAPTURE, DOWNLOAD SOFTWARE PATCH RAPT777.EXE.

    Was trying to think of some more...................................................
     
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  3. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Active Member

    The INDEPENDENT - End of the World arrives
    London Evening Standard - Dramatic End to Tube Strike
    British Bandsmen - National Finals Cancelled (although not reported until two week after the event)
    The Guardian - End of the Word
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    The BBC: We have received unconfirmed reports that the world has ended . . . (destined to remain unconfirmed if everyone has died!)
     
  5. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Microsoft error message:

     
  6. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    ummm surely if the world had ended there would be no-one around to actually report that the world had ended... :confused:
     
  7. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Active Member

    There would, of course, be a discussion on tMP about who would be most suited to write the music for this event - probably with Philip Sparke winning.

    There would be a thread about whether the world has actually ended and that nobody could possibly be discussing such a thing.

    SFX Magazine - Hollywood got it right

    Astrologer's Monthly - Prepare for big changes as the Moon enters the Earth
     
  8. ted

    ted Member

    Hasn't Derek Bourgeois already had a go at it?

    ted
     
  9. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    The Sun: OH F***


    :D
     
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    No, The Sun: "ARMAGEDDEMOFF - Busty Page 3 girl shows us HER pair of giant comets"
    :D
    BMB
    xx
     
  11. ted

    ted Member

    Nope, The Sun: "Warney had sex AGAIN!"
     
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  13. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    Private Eye... "We're all dead!"

    (Photoshopped pic of Tony Blair/George Bush saying "What're you gonna try next?" to Osama Bin Laden)

    [Bottom of page... 'Amazing subscription offer... see page 94.']

    :cool:
     
  14. Dave Euph

    Dave Euph Member

    Daily Mail: BLAIR SQUANDERS TAXPAYER'S MONEY ON THE END OF THE WORLD
     
  15. Mister 4x4

    Mister 4x4 Member

    NASCAR.com - "Last Lap!!"
    FOX News - "Told Ya So = Tonight on the O'Reilly Factor"
    60 Minutes - "Amageddon - Ploy of the Bush Administration... and we have the documents to prove it."
    NY Times - "ACLU outrage by random bag searches as Armageddon survivor hopefuls enter NY Subway."
    DrudgeReport - "ARMAGEDDON!!! For real?! (developing)"
     

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