The Court of tMP opens today with Judge Mumsie* presiding. * The people have requested another Judge and Judge Super_Sop now presides. :clap: Case #01 Mumsie v 2nd Man Down The charge is as follows: Unsolicited meanness towards Mumsie by 2nd Man down. I put to you the latest available pieces of evidence: Excert from an MSN discussion between Mumsie and Crawfy: Mumsie : the little grey cells are sleepy 2md Bring on: well to be fair there won't be many left either will there? You're in Ireland?? I thought it had gone quiet...I just assumed I'd gone deaf! Hey Look!!! June 4 is . . . . . Old Maid's Day!!! national Dinie Day!! :biggrin::tongue: *hides rather quickly!!* ^ is giving mumsie lip!! ^ (Hornikaz) wants to be careful cos ^^(Mumsie) can kill a man from ten paces with one blow of her tongue!!!!! The prosecution calls for witnesses to bring forth and state any evidence of further acts (oh yea, there's quite a few of them out there) of meanness by the defendent. You, the tMP Jury are requested to pronounce the defendent Guilty or Not Guilty as charged. You, the tMP Jury are then requested to bring forth suggestions for punishment should the defendent be found Guilty!