The Best of Leslie Neilsen

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  1. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

    Very sad news at the passing of the actor Leslie Neilsen today:

    So time for a comedy thread with the best of his lines:

    Me first:

    "Surely you can't be serious?"

    Neilsen: "I am serious....And don't call me Shirley"

  2. astreet83

    astreet83 Member

    Ted Striker: Surely there must be something we can do about it.

    Dr. Rumack: There is something we can do about it. And please, stop calling me Shirley.
  3. agentorange

    agentorange Member

    Nice beaver...................
  4. astreet83

    astreet83 Member

    Would you like a night cap?

    Neilsen: No thank you, I don't wear them!

    I remember watching most of his films whilst growing up. Might have to watch a few later
  5. Di B

    Di B Member

    You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

    A hospital? What is it?

    It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
  6. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    From Airplane!:

    Dr. Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital.

    Elaine Dickinson: A hospital - what is it?

    Dr. Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.
  7. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

    Rumack: Captain, how soon can you land?
    Captain Oveur: I can't tell.
    Rumack: You can tell me. I'm a doctor.
    Captain Oveur: No. I mean I'm just not sure.
    Rumack: Well, can't you take a guess?
    Captain Oveur: Well, not for another two hours.
    Rumack: You can't take a guess for another two hours?
  8. WoodenFlugel

    WoodenFlugel Moderator Staff Member

    Frank: Like a midget at a urinal, I was going to have to stay on my toes.

    Frank:It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girl dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day.
    Jane: Goodyear?
    Frank: No, the worst
  9. Ste69

    Ste69 Member

    From "Police Squad"

    Frank: "Is there a ransom note?"
    Ed: "Yes, the butler found it; it was tied to this window and thrown into the rock garden. I sent the note to the lab; they're demanding one million dollars."
    Frank: "Why would the lab demand a million dollars?"
  10. Di B

    Di B Member

    Naked Gun 2 1/2

    Terence Baggett: [sniffs] What's that smell?
    Lt. Frank Drebin: Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!

    Quentin Hapsburg: Que sera sera... You do speak French, don't you?
    Lt. Frank Drebin: Unfortunately no, but I do kiss that way.
  11. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    God, I Love Leslie Neilsen! Such a shame!!! RIP You comedic genius!
  12. johnmartin

    johnmartin Active Member

    After being kicked off the force Frank is clearing out his desk

    "Hey, look at that! The missing evidence in the Kilner case! My God, he WAS innocent!"

    "He went to the chair two years ago, Frank."
  13. Kjata

    Kjata Member

    Such a shame...

    "We have clearance clarence." "Roger Roger." "Whats our Vector Victor?"

    I loved his films...!
  14. MartinT

    MartinT Member

  15. Bass Man

    Bass Man Active Member

    Another of my favourites, this one from Spy Hard:

    Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: I'm going in there

    Veronique Ukrinsky, Agent 3.14: That's crazy!

    Dick Steele, Agent WD-40: No, crazy is walking down the street with half a cantaloupe on your head, muttering "I'm a hamster, I'm a hamster."
  16. nethers

    nethers Active Member

    My two faves, from the first episode of the Police Squad! series:

    Sally: Well, I first heard the shot, and as I turned, Jim fell.
    Frank Drebin: Jim Fell's the teller?
    Sally: No, Jim Johnson.
    Frank Drebin: Who's Jim Fell?
    Ed: He's the auditor, Frank.
    Sally: He had the flu, so Jim... filled in.
    Frank Drebin: Phil who?
    Ed: Phil Din. He's the night watchman.
    Sally: Oh, if only Phil had been here...

    Frank Drebin: We're sorry to bother you at such a time like this, Mrs. Twice. We would have come earlier, but your husband wasn't dead then.

    World a bit less funny now... rip Leslie!

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