My partner and I have just arrived home to find a strange woman, ****ed (or worse) out of her head, sitting in our front room as brazen as brass and surrounded by broken glass from the door she and her partner in crime had smashed to get in. They had ransacked a couple of the rooms downstairs and attempted at some point to make something to eat, getting cooking oil and water all over the place. They had attempted to cut the wires to the alarm because they were too stupid to realise that the alarm has a back-up battery. The male person cut and ran, leaving this female to face the police. Honour amongst thieves? We are now faced with the mess left behind and a late night dealing with the police. Now the policeman has run off to deal with another emergency. What is the world coming to?