That'll be Dave Payn!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by 2nd man down, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    I was driving home last night and there was an article on the radio (Radio 5 live) about a salmonella outbreak in some parts of the country and the fact that it is brought on by certain fast food chains distribution of unclean lettuce.

    After a couple of miles listening to peoples texts on the subject someone texted in saying (and the presenter said that this person wasn't taking the subject too seriously) that this was surely only the tip of the iceberg.

    I laughed outloud and shouted "I bet that'll be Dave Payn!!" ...before realising i was alone in the car and no one could hear me...and i drove the rest of the way home feeling like a right prat and realising that tMP really does rule my life.

    Dave, you may be soon to go but you won't be quickly forgotten. :-?
  2. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Yup, I approve of that one!

    Hey, Crawford; don't think I'm leaving tMP when I move up to Scotland! I'll still be haunting you with my jokes! ;-)

    (I'm sitting here still laughing at that one....:))
  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Did you also shout: "Of cos it is"?
  4. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Aw leaf it out!!

    I bet Dave's gutted he didn't think of that one himself!!! LOL
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member


    :) ;-)
  6. ronnie_the_lizard

    ronnie_the_lizard Active Member

    Surely no more of these corny lettuce puns romaine to be discovered.......
  7. Spanky Rear

    Spanky Rear Member


    Dave Payn....'All the Year Round'.......and a Marvel for All Seasons [I can't recall the exact French].
  8. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Every bad joke I ever hear, I always think "I should send that one to Dave, he'd appreciate it..." I've never actually got round to doing it though...
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    :-? But Lynchie...every bad joke you ever heard CAME from Dave Payn, so you needn't bother sending them to him

    Coals to Newcastle and all that!!
  10. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    I love you all! ;-)

    By the way, lynchie. Happy tMP day for yesterday! Didn't check the thread but went to Yiewsley and West Drayton's rehearsal yesterday and the Rt. Hon. WhatSharp MP (sorry, that should read the Rt. Hon WhatSharp tMP! ;-)) told me.

    Isn't it about time, after all these tMP badges, ties etc., that someone, somewhere, designs an online 'Happy tMP Day' card for tMP-ers to send to each other on their special day?
  11. He'salad right enough is our Mr Payne. A little gem you might say.
  12. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Can we now 'stem' the flow of these gags? I think they've run their 'cos' :)
  13. Yes indeed lettuce leaf this thread alone!
  14. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    'lettuce' be, we're having fun!
  15. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    There may only be one or two more gags we can stretch to on this subject. 'Butterhead' of that, I can't see any more....
  16. Di

    Di Active Member

    There may not be many more, but what we've had so far have been little gems :p
  17. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    well it's not exactly rocket science, is it Dinie?
  18. Di

    Di Active Member

    Lollo(l) I thought it was a pearl ;)