That Annoying Person

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Apr 7, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

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    If you can never think of a decent description you could describe that annoying person as:

    A few beers short of a six-pack.
    A few clowns short of a circus.
    A few feathers short of a whole duck.
    A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
    A few peas short of a casserole.
    A room temperature IQ.
    All foam, no beer.
    As smart as bait.
    Bright as Alaska in December.
    Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
    Donated his body to science before he was done using it.
    Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
    Fell out of the family tree.
    Got a full 6-pack, but lacks the plastic thingy to hold it all together.
    Got into the gene pool while the lifeguard wasn't watching.
    He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
    He's so dense, light bends around him.
    His antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
    His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
    If brains were taxed, he'd get a rebate.
    If he had another brain it would be lonely.
    If he were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.
    If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you'd get change.
    If you stand close enough to him, you can hear the ocean.
    It's hard to believe that he beat out 1,000,000 other sperm.
    Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
    One Fruit Loop shy of a full bowl.
    One-celled organisms out score him in IQ tests.
    Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
    Some drink from the fountain of knowledge; he only gargled.
    Takes him 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes.
    The wheel's spinning but the hamster's dead.

    :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  2. Maestro

    Maestro Active Member

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    A few beats short of a bar.
     
  3. ScrapingtheBottom

    ScrapingtheBottom Active Member

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    I thought this thread was about me.. oh well.

    A few carriages short of a train set.
     
  4. TheMusicMan

    TheMusicMan tMP Founder Staff Member

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    ... a few sandwiches short of a picnic... :)
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Two drops short of a p***
     
  6. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Or in a program I saw last night (possible Men Behaving Badly)

    A Picnic short of a picnic! :D
     
  7. Big Fella

    Big Fella Member

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    one wave short of a shipwreck...
     
  8. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    A few crumbs short of a biscuit

    ;-)
     
  9. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

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    The lights are on but no-one is home.

    The mouth moves but the brain is still in neutral.
     
  10. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    I was quite happy just calling them conductors...

    :wink:
     
  11. CaharleyFarley

    CaharleyFarley Member

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    He has a kangeroo loose in the top padock...............

    The butter has slid off his noodles................
     
  12. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

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    That's funny :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
     
  13. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Not bad, considering he's only been to one contest! :D
     
  14. eckyboy

    eckyboy Member

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    As much use as a chocolate fireguard
     
  15. jambo

    jambo Member

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    About as much use as a back pocket in a bra!
     
  16. Valvecap

    Valvecap Member

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    As useless as a Jock-strap on a flea

    :shock:
     
  17. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    As prominent as a fart in a thunderstorm.
     
  18. Trom41821

    Trom41821 Member

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    How about

    "A slab short of a patio" or

    "They are that slow they couldn't even catch a cold"
     
  19. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

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    Her Cheese Has Slid Of The Cracker
     
  20. HBB

    HBB Active Member

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    Hows about: Billy.


    (The name of my brother!)
     
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