Test piece names, but not as you know them

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Neil Glynn, Jan 15, 2005.

  1. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

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    In the style of Dave Payn;

    Overture to Rienzi = Rivet our zion tree!
    Comedy Overture = Every mute, or cod?
    Variations for brass band = Vibrations, for bra and ass
    Tam O'Shanter's Ride = Smothered Sinatra
    Divertimento = Tied to vermin
     
  2. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

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    fantastic!

    Mr Payn should be jelous!
    kel x
     
  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

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    Ha ha! Appropriate for our band anyhoo... ;)
    BMB
    xx
     
  4. Curiosity_Kills

    Curiosity_Kills Member

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    Isn't it great the things you do at a house party with internet access at 6:30a.m.! ... heh heh

    I still prefered 'Edit, or Harrassment!' for Tam O'Shanter's Ride!

    Damn you Neil ... haha
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

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    Ah, it's so nice to be 'homaged'! :)

    So how about the relevant composers/arrangers

    Howard Lorriman - Now horrid alarm

    Richard Wagner - Rewarding arch

    John Ireland - Join handler

    Ralph Vaughan Williams - All a vulgarish whim, nap!

    Denis Wright - Dirt whinges

    Bryan Kelly - Yell by rank.
     
  6. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member

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    lol!

    very good! made me laugh a lot, very clever man!!!
     
  7. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

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    Next year's area test pieces:

    Journey to the Centre of the Earth = jaunty heretofore thence hotter

    Voyage of Discovery = Viceroy saved Goofy

    Images of the Millennium = Feminist moghul Melanie

    Entertainments = Rats in tenement

    Anglian Dances = Canadian Glens
     
  8. imthemaddude

    imthemaddude Active Member

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    That's hilarious! (so is your avatar)
     
  9. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

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    :biggrin:
     
  10. flower girl

    flower girl Member

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    you are one very clever man dave!!!
     
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