Test piece names, but not as you know them

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Neil Glynn, Jan 16, 2005.

  1. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    In the style of Dave Payn;

    Overture to Rienzi = Rivet our zion tree!
    Comedy Overture = Every mute, or cod?
    Variations for brass band = Vibrations, for bra and ass
    Tam O'Shanter's Ride = Smothered Sinatra
    Divertimento = Tied to vermin
  2. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member


    Mr Payn should be jelous!
    kel x
  3. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Ha ha! Appropriate for our band anyhoo... ;)
  4. Isn't it great the things you do at a house party with internet access at 6:30a.m.! ... heh heh

    I still prefered 'Edit, or Harrassment!' for Tam O'Shanter's Ride!

    Damn you Neil ... haha
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Ah, it's so nice to be 'homaged'! :)

    So how about the relevant composers/arrangers

    Howard Lorriman - Now horrid alarm

    Richard Wagner - Rewarding arch

    John Ireland - Join handler

    Ralph Vaughan Williams - All a vulgarish whim, nap!

    Denis Wright - Dirt whinges

    Bryan Kelly - Yell by rank.
  6. stabbyjnr

    stabbyjnr Member


    very good! made me laugh a lot, very clever man!!!
  7. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

    Next year's area test pieces:

    Journey to the Centre of the Earth = jaunty heretofore thence hotter

    Voyage of Discovery = Viceroy saved Goofy

    Images of the Millennium = Feminist moghul Melanie

    Entertainments = Rats in tenement

    Anglian Dances = Canadian Glens
  8. imthemaddude

    imthemaddude Active Member

    That's hilarious! (so is your avatar)
  9. Neil Glynn

    Neil Glynn Member

  10. flower girl

    flower girl Member

    you are one very clever man dave!!!

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