Tabloid journalism at it's best.

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  1. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

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    Published in the Daily Star on Thursday 6/10/05

    "Portsmouth Boss Alain Perrin is trying to sign Kriss Musampa, brother of Manchester City midfielder Kiki. Striker Musampa, 17, plays for Congo side Daring Club Moteme and was recommended by African scouts."
     
  2. matti_raz

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    It's alright the Bolton Evening News prints last fridays TV schedules on the following monday!
     
  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Are we to assume that he's already signed him? :confused:
     
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

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    When we were up in Bolton, the BEN used to print the outcome of all the court cases. One day they had to print an apology after a number of cases, mainly for non-payment of TV licences or the like, erroneously contained the phrase "forfeit cannabis" ;)
     
  5. Laserbeam bass

    Laserbeam bass Active Member

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    Yeah that would be it :ranting2:

    Kiki Musampa, doesn't have a brother called Kris Musampa.

    If you read the name quickly, surprisingly enough it comes out as Christmas Hamper
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Oh I seeeeeeeee!! :clap:

    DOH!! :oops:
     
  7. James Yelland

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    Still, at least the Star does know about the correct use of the apostrophe!
     
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