A young boy is not keen on going to Sunday school but decides to give it a go. When he gets there, he behaves really well and listens to the sermon transfixed. He really enjoys the whole thing and loves the story about Adam and Eve and the way God made Eve out of one of Adams ribs so that Adam would not be lonely. When he gets home again, he rushes and tells his Mum the whole story with great pride and then goes and happily sits down to watch TV. A while later, his Mum goes to see him and he's lying on the sofa holding his ribs and obviously in some discomfort. "Whatever is the matter?" asks his Mum. The little boy replies "oh Mum, I've got ever such a pain in my ribs. I think I must be having a wife" :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Bagpuss Yeah I know I nicked the joke but the bloke I heard it off isn't on tMP so you could say I told it on his behalf!!!!