During a bit of a lull when England were playing last week, me and my mate (Matt Stimpson - see 'Greatest Horn Player' topic) had some fun coming up with headlines for the following day's tabloids. It's become a bit silly now, with texts flying between here and Madrid (where he's on hol now) showing off our newest creations. Here are the rules - headline must be appropriate to the match England must have three syllables (see below) Some of the least-worst ones: "A Waynedufully Lamp-tastic 4 Scholes to 2 Roosult for En-ger-land!!" - "A wonderfully fantastic 4 goals to 2 result for England" "Germans Czech-Kraut!!!" - "Germans Check-Out" Can anyone come up with better ones? Any referring to Co-ops 5-A-Side Tournament (more specifically, Co-ops performance in said tournament) will probably make me cry. Be nice.