SUN footie headlines and Blind Ref poll

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by nethers, Jun 26, 2004.


How blind was that Swiss geaser reffing the Eng/Por match?

  1. As Blind as a bat

  2. As Blind as the Home Secretary with his eyes shut in the dark

  3. As Blind as the last adjudicator to hear my band was deaf

  4. I don't care, I'm Scottish

  1. nethers

    nethers Active Member

    During a bit of a lull when England were playing last week, me and my mate (Matt Stimpson - see 'Greatest Horn Player' topic) had some fun coming up with headlines for the following day's tabloids. It's become a bit silly now, with texts flying between here and Madrid (where he's on hol now) showing off our newest creations.

    Here are the rules -
    headline must be appropriate to the match
    England must have three syllables (see below)

    Some of the least-worst ones:

    "A Waynedufully Lamp-tastic 4 Scholes to 2 Roosult for En-ger-land!!" - "A wonderfully fantastic 4 goals to 2 result for England"

    "Germans Czech-Kraut!!!" - "Germans Check-Out"

    Can anyone come up with better ones? Any referring to Co-ops 5-A-Side Tournament (more specifically, Co-ops performance in said tournament) will probably make me cry. Be nice.
  2. nethers

    nethers Active Member

    OK, it's GEAZER... or is it GEEZER?
  3. nethers

    nethers Active Member

  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'Portugal ''spot'' England's weakness'.
  5. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Czechs win dis-Dane-fully :wink:

    Moussaka 1 - Frogs legs 0
  6. nethers

    nethers Active Member

    "Underdogs Turn-Up The Heat And Czech Out The Bacon"?

    "Becks Blaims Rebecca For Loos-ing Performance"

    It would be fun to come with some banding headlines too! Would be nice and easy with YBS, sure there're plenty of places to insert a "King!". Perhaps not suitable for a family forum though... :lol:
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    'UFO' spotted in Arizona is ball from Beckham's penalty kick.
  8. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    I had an email come through with a picture of an astronaut floating in space: as you watch, a ball comes past, with the spaceman saying "Oy! Watch it Beckham!"

    (I would have posted it on here but my computer won't pick up attachments at the moment :oops: )
  9. ian perks

    ian perks Active Member

    Wychavon &the Area Contest Ring Any Bells
    1st Section

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