Stupid Proverbs!

Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by kate_the_horn, Feb 17, 2005.

  1. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

    Righto.

    Simple rules: I'll start a PROVERB, you finish it in a startlingly humorous fashion and then start a new one!


    Here we go . . .

    "You can lead a horse to water but . . .
     
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  3. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    ...A pencil must be lead


    A bird in the hand .....
     
  4. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    ..can leave a sticky mess!!


    Too many cooks...
     
  5. HBB

    HBB Active Member

    .. start fighting with each other til' one's left.

    A stitch in time...
     
  6. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    makes a right mess of your clock

    Red sky at night, shepherds delight
    red sky in morning...
     
  7. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    you've drunk too much beer & ended up somewhere in Amsterdam!!

    The Early Bird...........
     
  8. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    ...gets eaten by the early cat.

    if you can keep your head while all around you are losing theirs...
     
  9. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    you're not a fully fledged member of the Wurzel Gumidge Appreciation Society!!

    If at first you don't succeed............
     
  10. James Yelland

    James Yelland Active Member

    You're not an heir to the throne.

    Promises are like pie crusts..........
     
  11. euphybeast

    euphybeast Member

    ...often coated in sugar.


    When the cat's away,...
     
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  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    you can catch up with vacuuming all the cat hair up

    many a true word...
     
  14. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    ..is a complete utter lie!

    The world is......
     
  15. euphybeast

    euphybeast Member

    ..a figment of my imagination.


    Every picture tells...
     
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    you how fat you look


    a watched pot...
     
  17. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    ...gets a complex!

    Mad dogs & englishman....
     
  18. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    can't hunt foxes after midnight tonight.


    a leopard can't...
     
  19. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    change its trousers.

    Live a little....
     
  20. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    . . . and you won't grow into a giant

    Every cloud has . . .
     
  21. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    greenhouse gasses in it


    find a penny, pick it up...
     
  22. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    . . .throw it down - the dirty pup :oops:

    When the going gets tough . . .
     

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