Stickers in Car Windows

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by nook1938, Feb 19, 2007.

  1. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    Just seen a sticker in the back window of a car which read " ROCK AND ROLL WILL NEVER DIE" smaller print " i wish elvis would".
  2. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    In very small print.

    "Only a stupid *&^%^&* would be close enough to the back of my car to be able to read this."
  3. nook1938

    nook1938 Supporting Member

    Sat behind a van at traffic lights, back plastered in mud and dust and the wording was "if you think this is mucky have a look inside the cab"
  4. Ffion Flugel

    Ffion Flugel Member

    I've just seen a "home made" sticker on the back of a lorry which said "How's my driving" and underneath in tiny print "Do I look bovvered?"
  5. gawber

    gawber Active Member

    Passion Waggon
    (Don't laugh, your daughter might be inside)

  6. Bayerd

    Bayerd Active Member

    I've always preferred "if you think this is dirty, you should see the missus!"

    then there's my all time favourite "all the kisses I've snatched.............. and vice versa"
  7. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    Saw one today in Nottingham..

    "If this Van is being driven well, please ring 999 as it is stolen"
  8. nickjones

    nickjones Active Member

    made me laugh.l

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  9. Alisop

    Alisop Member

    'Baby I'm Bored' instead of 'Baby on Board'
  10. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    "Baby Concieved On Board"
  11. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    I got a picture of a guy on a bike, can't put it up because it contains a profanity
    suffice to say the shirt says
    "If you can read this, the ***** fell off"

    Edit: it is a motorbike
    Last edited: Feb 19, 2007
  12. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    Jessop-Smythe wants one of those but the wife won't let him...
    Will buy it for him one day.
  13. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    *thinks..... still thinking...... no, thats got too many letters....

    Sigh. My brain is too full of SLEs to think...
  14. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    begins with a B and ends with what you scratch
  15. Kaskaey

    Kaskaey Member

    'Take revenge on a pidgeon, poo on them'. i laughe for ages when i saw that .
  16. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member



  17. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    no, an itch
  18. Flutey

    Flutey Active Member

    Spot the sarcasm in my brother's post ;)
  19. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    well, you know, lots of Bass to scratch
  20. six pints

    six pints Active Member

    Ah! I get it now :)

    (sorry, im thick. well actually im not, im just stoopid)

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