Should i do stand up?! Should i pack in teaching and my banding life n take to the stage.... Getting abit of a mixed response out there.... apparently tumbleweed will be my stage partner (thanks for that midwalesman *cough cough*) Here are some snip its from my stand up routine - any better jokes to add??? Should i give in now...? Anyone think they can do a better job (YEAH RIGHT!!!) So, does anyone have an amazing cure for a cold? Coz it won;t go away!! Feel dreadful, headache.. n bunged up nose like you wouldn't believe... Someone suggested today that, as a cure, i should go to band and just keep playing my cornet.... playing and playing... i asked - how is that going to help...? well.. Tunes help you breath more easily!! ha ha! one for my "stand up career" surporters" x see.. i want the symapthy so i'm sure i have man flu! Actually, i think its a million times worse that what men get. i think i have... women flu! or.. maybe i have bird flu! Oh and whayts the difference between pea soup and roast beef? You can roast beef but you can't pea soup! he he.. i should do stand up - dont ya think?? Went on a school trip with my class (as the teacher btw!) to look at a River and we were looking at pollution around like crisp packets and one of the lovely children noticed a metal head of a bed in the water - and saying that that shouldn't be there so it was pollution.. so i said.. yeah.. but it is the river bed!! he he.. they didn't laugh..!! so i backed it up with.. maybe its a water bed?!! still no laughs.. they're sucha tough audience!!!