Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, egg, baked beans and spam

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Apr 15, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    OK. Hardly topical these days but come on you wrinklies, (and anyone else so interested) what's your favourite Monty Python sketch, or scene from film etc.

    I have explained this elsewhere, but for all the 'famous' sketches (Cheese shop, parrot, nudge nudge, Spanish Inquisition....you didn't expect that, did you.....) my all time favourite is the 'radio dramatisation' of the Death of Mary, Queen of Scots. Utterly inane, little in the way of script, but brilliantly executed (as indeed, was Mary, Queen of Scots ;-))

    So, what's your favourite?

    "...lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top ..... and spam."
     
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Messages:
    5,057
    Location:
    South London
    Dead parrot every time for me

    "That is an ex-parrot! If you hadn't nailed him to the perch he'd be pushing up the daisies!"
     
  3. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    4,054
    Location:
    √Čire
    Cheese shop sketch is great, or the one about the "waffer-theen mint" -> KABOOM
     
  4. Aidan

    Aidan Active Member

    Messages:
    3,203
    Location:
    Bergen, Norway
    "but you have no legs or arms!!! What are you gonna do.. bite me??"

    "Come back!!! Coward!!!!!"
     
  5. CaharleyFarley

    CaharleyFarley Member

    Messages:
    426
    Location:
    Stoke on Trent
    Ministry of Silly Walks and also the one where he intends to climb the twin peaks of Mt Kilamanjaro (you know the mountain I mean!)
     
  6. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    20,502
    Location:
    Hadleigh, Essex
    • DINSDALE!!!!!!!!!!
     
  7. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    Kepps. Can the other inadvertent duplicate thread (sorry, folks!) be deleted and the posts on there transferred over here?

    Cheers
     
  8. Keppler

    Keppler Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    4,054
    Location:
    √Čire
    with this software, Dave... no... easier to provide a link to the Locked Duplicate Thread so that those people interested in killer rabbits and chocolate crunchy frogs can peruse at their leisure
     
  9. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    'Ni!!!!!'

    ;-)
     
  10. WhatSharp?

    WhatSharp? Active Member

    Messages:
    2,812
    Location:
    london
    ecky, ecky, ecky, ptang!

    Hmm, Cheese shop for me, followed closely by Gumbies, and the man being chased off a cliff by naked women! :D what-a-way-to-go!

    Oh No Just remembered!....

    The Art Of Not Being Seen! had me in stitches first time I saw it!

    also the Worlds funniest Joke!

    btw, you still coming over on Friday Dave?
     
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    12,106
    Location:
    Yorkshire
    There's one sketch where two of them are standing by a canal lock and hiting each other with fish until one of them gets belted so hard he falls in the water.
    Insane but hilarious!!

    Oh yeah and:

    "Thtwike hi thentuwian, vewy woughly!!"
    "Er...and throw him to the floor sir?"
    "What?!"
    "And throw him to the floor?"
    "Oh yeth, thwow him the the floor pleath!!"
     
  12. BoozyBTrom

    BoozyBTrom Member

    Messages:
    669
    Location:
    Auckland Park, Bishop Auckland

    I agree Peter the PIRANHA BROTHERS were the best.


    " Doug and Dinsdale Piranha now formed a gang, which the called 'The Gang' "


    " Ethel The Frog examines the rise to power of the Piranhas, the methods they used to subjugate rival gangs and their subsequent tracking down and capture by the brilliant Superintendent Harry 'Snapper' Organs of Q Division. "

    Pure Quality
     
  13. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Messages:
    1,772
    Location:
    Malta
    The mass crucifiction where they're all singing is disturbingly amusing too.
     
  14. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    Hold on, need a quick consultation!
     
  15. rutty

    rutty Active Member

    Messages:
    1,626
    Location:
    Beeston, Nottingham
    Another vote for the Cheese Sketch, though there are too many good ones to mention. Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson always raises a smile and the man with three buttocks ("is that chair alright?") is genius too. :)

    "Fetch the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch!"
     
  16. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Messages:
    5,372
    Location:
    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    Another honourable mention must go to the man who claimed to have written all of Shakespeare's plays whilst his wife wrote his sonnets!
     
  17. Straightmute

    Straightmute Active Member

    Messages:
    1,922
    Location:
    York
    This isn't an argument!

    D
     
  18. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Messages:
    2,331
    Location:
    Huddersfield
    The policemen sketch is priceless, the one where each copper has a different hearing difficulty! Also usage of the word **** has to be up there somewhere. (Sorry Mods, cant think how to put that any other way!!!!)
     
  19. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Messages:
    12,106
    Location:
    Yorkshire
    So...what have the romans ever done for us?
     
  20. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Messages:
    5,057
    Location:
    South London
    Bicycle Repair Man!!! :D :lol:
     
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice