soprano club

Discussion in 'Introduce Yourself' started by sopranoman1, Mar 26, 2007.

  1. sopranoman1

    sopranoman1 New Member

    Hi there everyone, Im new to tMP> I play the soprano cornet and im just wondering if anybody wants to join my all new "SOPRANO CLUB" after all it is the best insrtument in a band and deserves a club all to its self.:clap:

    cheers David
  2. stephen_clapton

    stephen_clapton New Member

    I should point you in the direction of Dave Redhead, founding member of S.P.A.S............
  3. WCB_Sop

    WCB_Sop New Member

    Hi david welcome to

    Good luck with your club! I agree with you..
  4. trombone-john

    trombone-john Member

    Hi David, welcome to TMP.

    Would love to join the club.
    You're right, we do have the most difficult job in the band,and the most challenging parts.
    Lets face it, we're heroes, and I'm sure the rest of the band would agree wholeheartedly.
  5. Please accept this application to join your club.

    It's no secret that we are the hardest workers in the band bailing out the front row everytime it gets too high for them.
  6. super_sop

    super_sop Supporting Member

    sounds like the Soprano Players Apreciation Society will be having a few more members!!!

    Were is Dave Redhead when you need him!!!!!

    Welcome to tmp David:tup
  7. SuperMosh

    SuperMosh New Member

    You Sop players make me laugh. You have the smallest instruments in the band and by very nature of design and construction are aimed at playing high stuff. You then expect people to clap because you can play high notes.

    Now a bass on the other hand......
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2007
  8. David Mann

    David Mann Member

  9. flugelboy

    flugelboy Member

    ye but thats after the flugel tho isn't it dave :tongue:
  10. John Brooks

    John Brooks Well-Known Member

    BEWARE ALL LEGITIMATE SOPRANO CORNET PLAYERS - News of a SCAM has been released today. If you are invited to join an exclusive club do not, repeat, DO NOT, release any personal information (especially financial). My sources tell me that this is one of the latest scams to come out of darkest Africa (or was it Scotland?). Hold on to your wallets and guard your personal information with great care and don't pay any membership fees ;) ;) :) :)
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2007
  11. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    That'd be a candidate for quote of the year if you'd left the smileys off!!!
  12. Tom-King

    Tom-King Well-Known Member


    You mean???


    We have all those strict rules though, dont we?

    Then again, if hes better than us, maybe we could sneak him in, so that we dont have to buy the drinks when Dave's not around ;)

  13. sopranoman1

    sopranoman1 New Member

    oh dear seems someone is jealous of this FREE "club" its only to poke fun at all the other inferior instruments. come on its just a laugh
  14. sopranoman1

    sopranoman1 New Member

    Flugel????? thats what you play if you cant play the sop!!!!
  15. flugelboy

    flugelboy Member

    hahahahahha swap you ???:p
  16. John Brooks

    John Brooks Well-Known Member

    I knew it; I just received this via email.............

    Beloved Soprano Player,

    Greetings in name of all fellow soprano cornet players. I am Mr. Bennet Robert Mumudo, 37 years old widower. My late wife (Dr.Roberta Mumudo) and my only son were killed during the Abidjan-Bouake Crisis some years back and playing my beloved soprano has my only comfort.

    I have the sum of Ten million, Five hundred thousand US Dollars ($10,500,000) presently deposited with a financial company for security reasons and all the documents concerning the fund are in the custody of my lawyer.

    I inherited the money from my late wife who was an international businesswoman and a lover of brass band music; particularly the soprano. If in your heart you genuinely and faithfully desire-to use this fund for the propagation of excellence in soprano playing do get in touch with me for further arrangements with my lawyer on how you will receive my donation to the Soprano Players Club.

    Bennet Robert Mumudo
  17. John Brooks

    John Brooks Well-Known Member

    Oh this is fun alright . Coincidentally, I received an email very similar to my previous post this morning; took a couple of minutes to edit it; cut and pasted it; remembered not to add any emoticons and there you have it. Incontrovertible evidence of a scam ;)
  18. sopranoman1

    sopranoman1 New Member


    forgive me if ive got the wrong end of the stick but please dont think that i have anything to do with this quite obvious scam:( :( :-? :-?
  19. Di

    Di Active Member

    No, no, not at all David, don't worry. This is sense of humour in action. ;)
  20. andywooler

    andywooler Supporting Member

    Dear Mr Sopranoman,
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    Bank: Metrobank Branch:
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    Account number: 0007856341
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