Sophie Ellis-Bexter Dead in French Footballers Room

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by timbloke, Oct 24, 2003.

  1. timbloke

    timbloke Member

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    French police said it was murder on Zidane's floor.







    :hammer :p :hammer :bounce :hammer :p :D :lol:



    Sorry, but i thought it was funny!!
     
  2. The Cornet King

    The Cornet King Active Member

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    lol :roll:

    Somebody arrest this man! :D
     
  3. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    LEGEND!! That was good! And oh so very bad!
     
  4. floral_dance

    floral_dance Member

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    :roll: :evil:
     
  5. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

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    errrmmm, not funny... sorry

    :? :roll:
     
  6. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    That was appalling! :lol:
     
  7. T-Horn

    T-Horn Member

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    not one of the best really. I think a must try harder badge is needed!! :oops:
     
  8. markyboy

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    Had me worried for a second!
    I quite like S E-B, shes pretty nice, I also used to like her mum when she was on Blue Peter.
     
  9. Fishsta

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    I think I can see where this joke headed...

    Who or what is Zidane? Is it "Zi-Dane" or "Zi-Dan" phoenetically?
     
  10. The Cornet King

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    He is a French footballer Fishsta, i think his club team is Real Madrid, and the phonetic pronunciation would be "Zi-Dan"

    Can't believe you never heard of him! :shock:
     
  11. Fishsta

    Fishsta Active Member

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    Well, I did wonder whether the joke would be funnier to Cockneys... :)
     
  12. PeterBale

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    I'm reliably informed that Peter Pun thought it was funny, and got it first time :wink: :lol: :lol:
     
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  14. Nat

    Nat Member

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    terrible!! he he
     
  15. WhatSharp?

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    Shouldn't this be in the bad jokes thread?
     
  16. dyl

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    The bad jokes thread didn't exist when this 'joke' was posted! It's just been resurrected from the depths of tMP bad joke territory by Nat! ;)
     
  17. Nat

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    what can i say- i was bored!!
     
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