Smart Business!!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Oct 6, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Jack, a smart businessman, talks to his son:-

    Jack: I want you to marry a girl of my choice
    Son : "I will choose my own bride".
    Jack: "But the girl is Bill Gates's daughter."
    Son : "Well, in that case..."

    Next Jack approaches Bill Gates:-

    Jack: "I have a husband for your daughter."
    Bill Gates : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
    Jack: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."
    Bill Gates : "Ah, in that case..."

    Finally Jack goes to see the president of the World Bank:-

    Jack: "I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."
    President : "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need."
    Jack: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."
    President : "Ah, in that case....."

    This is how business is done!!
  2. rightnowmusic

    rightnowmusic Member

    So very true !!

    It's who you know, not what you know... :)

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