Skinny Dipping - Funny

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by tpcornet12, Aug 7, 2006.

  1. tpcornet12

    tpcornet12 Member

    An elderly man in East Texas had owned a large farm for several
    years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for
    swimming, so he fixed it up nice -- picnic tables, horseshoe courts,
    and some apple and peach trees.
    One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he
    hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five
    gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.
    As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with
    glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women
    skinny-dipping in his pond.
    He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep
    end. One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you
    leave!" The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you
    ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked."
    Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."


    Moral: Some old men can still think fast... :tup
    Last edited: Aug 7, 2006
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