Skiing

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Jul 30, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Charles decided to go skiing with his buddy, Orric. So they loaded up the
    truck and headed north.

    After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard. So they pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the door if they could spend the night.

    "I realize it's terrible weather out there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed," she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in my house."

    "Don't worry," Charles said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if the weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light." The lady agreed, and they found their way to the barn and settled in for
    the night.

    Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on their way. They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing. (They did go to church
    on Sunday)

    But about nine months later, Charles got an unexpected letter from an attorney.

    It took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski weekend.

    He dropped in on his friend Orric and asked, "Orric, do you remember that good-looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North about 9 months ago?"

    "Yes, I do." said Orric.

    "Did you, er, happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house and pay her a visit?"

    "Well, um, yes," Orric said, a little embarrassed about being found out. "I have to admit that I did. But all we
    did was drink a cup of coffee."

    "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"

    Orric's face turned beet red and he said, "Yeah, look, I'm sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did."

    "Why do you ask?"



    "She just died and left me Thirty
    Million dollars!"



    (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
     
  2. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    gutted...

    why don't things like that ever happen when I go skiing?? :cry:
     

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