Sister Mary - don't worry mods, it's clean!

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Nov 6, 2003.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Isle of Arran and lovin' it!
    Sister Mary Katherine entered the Monastery of Silence. The Priest said,"Sister, this is a silent monastery. You are welcome here as long as you like, but you may not speak until I direct you to do so".

    Sister Mary Katherine lived in the monastery for 5 years before the Priest said to her, "Sister Mary Katherine, you have been here for 5 years. You may speak two words." Sister Mary Katherine said, "Hard bed." "I'm sorry to hear that," the Priest said, "We will get you a better bed."

    After another 5 years, Sister Mary Katherine was called by the Priest. "You may say another two words, Sister Mary Katherine. "Cold food," said Sister Mary Katherine, and the Priest assured her that the food would be better in the future.

    On her 15th anniversary at the monastery, the Priest again called Sister Mary Katherine into his office. "You may say two words today."

    "I quit," said Sister Mary Katherine.

    "It's probably best", said the Priest, "You've done naff-all but moan since you've been here."
  2. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    lol! excellent! :lol:
  3. Seedhouse

    Seedhouse Active Member

    Lol! Was alright! :lol:
  4. Accidental

    Accidental Supporting Member

    West Sussex
    :lol: :lol:
    at last I know I clean nun joke!!!!
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