Silent Treatment

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by MRSH, Jul 1, 2004.

  1. MRSH

    MRSH Supporting Member

    Haven't seen this one before.

    A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment.

    Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight. Not wanting
    to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,

    "Please wake me at 5:00 AM."

    He left it where he knew she would find it.

    The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife
    hadn't waked him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

    The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up."

    Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
  2. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Women can be truly evil.....brilliant :twisted:
  3. EIBB_Ray

    EIBB_Ray Member

    tsk tsk tsk Matt, by propagating this joke you have violated the male code, please forfeit your membership card.

    We all know women are superior (or at leat those of us who are smart SAY that's true.) but you don't need to pour fuel on the fire with posts like this..... :wink:
  4. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Hehehe... :twisted: :twisted: :lol: !!
  5. Majoresteve

    Majoresteve Member

    :twisted: :twisted: truely evil!!
  6. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    Its great isnt it?! :D
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    That’s what you think… we’re just acting like morons so that one day we can catch you all off guard with a sudden deed of such brilliance that you will stand in awe for many days… we haven’t quite decided what it is yet, but when we do, you better watch out!!!
  8. sugarandspice

    sugarandspice Active Member

    will be watching, fortunatly women are able to do more than two things at once tho, so while watching out for these "intelligent" men we can continue about our everyday lives not needing to worry! :D
  9. Bluebottle

    Bluebottle Member

    Yes, Lear. :roll:

    arrgh! past english lessons have infected my! :oops:
  10. aimee_euph

    aimee_euph Member

    hahahahaha very good!! :D
  11. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Not true I'm afraid. This however is a fact and it's then many times have the women in your lives claimed to be able to multi task, attempted to perform several tasks at one time (whilst advertising it to the world I might add) and not quite finished any of the things they set out to do. I'll wager it's 99% of the times that they do anything.
    Women cannot multi task they can multi partially finish.
    And the men have to be able to repair the damage straight away or God help them.

    I'm right aren't I?
  12. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    Not at all.

  13. kate_the_horn

    kate_the_horn New Member

    women can be evil, this is true, but men can be equally worse!

    especially with the "guilt trip" model.

    kk x
  14. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    love it!
  15. MoominDave

    MoominDave Well-Known Member

  16. Andy_Euph

    Andy_Euph Active Member

    How do women have time to be evil when they are supposed to be making the tea, doing the washing and walking the dog :twisted:
  17. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

  18. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    They train the dogs to walk themselves, they make the tea with all the things that the male (for the purpose of this little sexist debate) eatees don't like and as for washing those sharp implements........ :twisted: It;s a win win situation :wink:
  19. Liz Courts

    Liz Courts Active Member

    I'm glad someone could think of a clever reply... :roll: :oops:
  20. Big Twigge

    Big Twigge Active Member

    Not sure about that, I'm waiting for all the errors to be pointed out..... but not a bad attempt for someone as sleepy as I am!