September Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Sep 13, 2004.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Sorry for the delay folks ..... but at long last, here it is, the pic for the September Caption Competition. Usual rules apply - no prizes - it's just for fun!

    Enjoy!

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  3. Roger Thorne

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    The changing facilities at Harrogate were so bad the West Mercia Constabularly Band had to leave their belongings in the car park.

    ;)
     
  4. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    but at the end of the contest the metropolitan police band were poles apart from the rest!
     
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    claims of cheating for the deportment prize aimed at the met police band weren't completely without foundation...
     
  6. 2nd man down

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    there was much debate about it and it took some time so figure out where this foreign police band had come from...but it turned out they were poles.
     
  7. Euph-Bari

    Euph-Bari Active Member

    this was the only way the seargent could show his trainees how to stand in line
     
  8. davidquinlan

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    Despite repeated warnings, the Sodom and Gomorrah B division defied all orders and looked behind.....
     
  9. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    and they called the officer at the back PC Rememberance because he was the last post.
     
  10. iggmeister

    iggmeister Member

    Graham Norton passing by comments, 'Nothing better than nice shiny helmets and stiff bollards!'

    Oo-er!

    Igg
     
  11. 2nd man down

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    Nobody was gonna get past these guys...these were the boys in blue... circle.
     
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  13. bigmamabadger

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    The Constabulary Band weren't performing with their usual panache this year...
     
  14. bigmamabadger

    bigmamabadger Active Member

    I said a statue of Helmut Kohl, not helmet pole...
     
  15. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Crime figures plummet as concrete bollards at groin level found to make effective and amusing community protection
     
  16. Roger Thorne

    Roger Thorne Active Member

    Due to the dissappearance of Finger-Mouse a warrant has now been issued for his arrest. Finger-bobby's prepare to make a detailed search of the crime scene.

    ;)
     
  17. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Buckingham Palace security found to be dissatisfactory.
     
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  18. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    In light of finanancial difficulties, Gordon Brown says bollards to this year's Trooping of the Colour.
     
  19. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    The officer - third in command was fired earlier today as he no longer conformed to regulation height.
    He later commented that he'd tried to lose a couple of stones for his holiday.
     
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Join the Police, and become a pillar of the community.
     
  21. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    oooooo NOT good.
     
  22. Well Worth It

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    ....and we thank our juducial collumnist, Zhetin Stone for this insight into the metropole-itan force.
     

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