September Caption Competition

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dyl, Sep 3, 2005.

  1. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Might as well start September's caption competition while we try and decide on a winner for August! ;)

    Here you go folks:

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  2. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    "This isn't so bad - you should see the guy who plays the double basses..."
     
  3. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    This'll get one over those double-belled euphoniums!
     
  4. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    (Thinks) 'Ha ha! Now I can REALLY knock seven 'bells' out of the string section!'
     
  5. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Revealed: the true source of those World War II air raid sirens.....
     
  6. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Looks like someone has come up with an ideal answer to my 'brass banding: dwindling resources' thread!
     
  7. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    At last we'll have the bugles in tune for the cenotaph :eek:
     
  8. tootnbuzz

    tootnbuzz Member

    Finally, a proper instrument for an octopus
     
  9. trumpetmike

    trumpetmike Active Member

    Now the real trick is getting it on stage for contests:biggrin:
     
  10. yr_epa

    yr_epa Member

    "Which one of these has the water in it?"
     
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  12. andyp

    andyp Active Member

    When the performing seal was ill.......his understudy had to step in.
     
  13. MadAllie

    MadAllie New Member

    Well I can play two at once, but this is ridiculaous"
     
  14. BigHorn

    BigHorn Active Member

    .. and when I've finished playing it, it looks great on the front of my Lambretta scooter at mod rallies.
     
  15. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    This years annual "sharpened trumpet darts" contest was made infinitely more exciting by using string players as targets...And Albert Tatlock the defending champion started off in fine style with 7 straight bullseyes!
     
  16. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    someone needed to explain to him that this wasn't what circular breathing meant.
     
  17. Crazysop

    Crazysop Member

    at last, an easy solution for divisi passages.
     
  18. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Good sounds, intonation suspect at letter D.
     
  19. Steve

    Steve Active Member

    Of course I cant play THE tuning note.
     
  20. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Exclusive!!

    Pot Noodle addiction is on the increase
     
  21. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    Known as 'Dizzy'. Not after the famous jazz trumpeter, but on account of how he feels after blowing the damn thing!
     
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