Scary sentences

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  1. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

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    What words spoken fill you with instant fear?

    I`ll start you off - "mummy can we do painting please?"
     
  2. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

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    "Just a sharp scratch, Mr Jones"
     
  3. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

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    "We need to talk..."
     
  4. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

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    "You may need to sit down...."
     
  5. sunshine

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    "Sit / lay down and try to relax."

    Usually accompanied by the sound of someone putting on a pair of rubber gloves!!!
     
  6. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

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    "You won't feel a thing"
     
  7. michellegarbutt

    michellegarbutt Supporting Member

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    The one that scared me this afternoon

    "You know that cake you left on the worktop" (a 3d carousel that actually revolves)

    the fears were justified and Stan is now in the doghouse
     
  8. scotchgirl

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    from a 2 year old 'I painted a picture mummy'....(discovred on the hall wall)
     
  9. Vegasbound

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    No one will hear you scream!!....
     
  10. JesTperfect!

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    ''I wasn't going to mention it but.....''
     
  11. tojo

    tojo Member

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    dad can i borrow your car
     
  12. Hells Bones

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    Followed by... Dad, you know how you said I could borrow your car...?
     
  13. KMJ Recordings

    KMJ Recordings Supporting Member

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    "Daddy, while you were away I plugged the keyboards / guitar / microphone in and....."
     
  14. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

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    or just 'Daaaaaaaad'
     
  15. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

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    or maybe.... 'now mum, don't shout at me but...'
     
  16. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

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    I`m late...
     
  17. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

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    To which we reply "No, you're not, you're right on time!"
     
  18. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

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    mother is coming to stay...
     
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    Hells Bones Active Member

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  20. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

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    "Shouldn't cost much to fix...." ;)
     
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