Scary sentences

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Mesmerist, Jul 29, 2009.

  1. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    What words spoken fill you with instant fear?

    I`ll start you off - "mummy can we do painting please?"
  2. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    "Just a sharp scratch, Mr Jones"
  3. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    "We need to talk..."
  4. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    "You may need to sit down...."
  5. sunshine

    sunshine Member

    "Sit / lay down and try to relax."

    Usually accompanied by the sound of someone putting on a pair of rubber gloves!!!
  6. MrsDoyle

    MrsDoyle Supporting Member

    "You won't feel a thing"
  7. michellegarbutt

    michellegarbutt Supporting Member

    The one that scared me this afternoon

    "You know that cake you left on the worktop" (a 3d carousel that actually revolves)

    the fears were justified and Stan is now in the doghouse
  8. scotchgirl

    scotchgirl Active Member

    from a 2 year old 'I painted a picture mummy'....(discovred on the hall wall)
  9. Vegasbound

    Vegasbound Active Member

    No one will hear you scream!!....
  10. JesTperfect!

    JesTperfect! Member

    ''I wasn't going to mention it but.....''
  11. tojo

    tojo Member

    dad can i borrow your car
  12. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    Followed by... Dad, you know how you said I could borrow your car...?
  13. KMJ Recordings

    KMJ Recordings Supporting Member

    "Daddy, while you were away I plugged the keyboards / guitar / microphone in and....."
  14. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    or just 'Daaaaaaaad'
  15. themusicalrentboy

    themusicalrentboy Active Member

    or maybe.... 'now mum, don't shout at me but...'
  16. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    I`m late...
  17. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

    To which we reply "No, you're not, you're right on time!"
  18. Mesmerist

    Mesmerist Well-Known Member

    mother is coming to stay...
  19. Hells Bones

    Hells Bones Active Member

  20. FlugelD

    FlugelD Member

    "Shouldn't cost much to fix...." ;)

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