Ronaldo needs a driving test.

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Ipswich trom, Jan 8, 2009.

  1. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

  2. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    I read the title of this thread as 'Ronaldo needs a diving test' and was about to say - no way, he's an expert!

    Seriously, I hope the wall's ok and will make a full recovery.
  3. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    I thought he was an expert at taking corners and avoiding walls.

    I really hope the car can be salvaged.
  4. Ipswich trom

    Ipswich trom Member

    LOL, cracking response Chunky. There should be a picture on the link now which wasn't there earlier. Apparently it's a write off, just like Gary Neville.
  5. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Wonder what the chant line the away fans come up with??
  6. Chunky

    Chunky Active Member

    He's Flash
    He's Brash
    His car was in a crash
    Ronaldo, Ronaldo!
  7. StellaJohnson

    StellaJohnson Active Member

    Does not take you long does it Chunky!!
  8. impycornet

    impycornet Member

    To be fair he had just come away from a

    Demolition by Derby

  9. killer

    killer Member

    He must have had something on his mind,,, probably thinking about who was gonna get top man at Grimey !!
  10. The Wherryman

    The Wherryman Active Member

    The rumour that he was nudged by an overtaking Mini was proved unfounded, after a replay of the CCTV showed that there was no contact made :rolleyes:
  11. dyl

    dyl Active Member

    Some classics I've read elsewhere:

    "so he can walk out from a car crash but goes down like a baby when he's tapped on the ankles"

    "Did he jump out of the car, roll across the road clutching his face, then begin clutching his knee only to backflip to his feet gesturing for the offending barrier to be red carded?"

    "Did Mike Reilly give a penalty against the car on the other side of the tunnel?"

    "Apparently, when questioned by police, he complained that the wall wasn't ten yards back."

    "Driving dead fast to the airport during the transfer window? He doesn't want to be here."

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