Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Ipswich trom, Jan 8, 2009.
Too funny. :biggrin:
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I read the title of this thread as 'Ronaldo needs a diving test' and was about to say - no way, he's an expert!
Seriously, I hope the wall's ok and will make a full recovery.
I thought he was an expert at taking corners and avoiding walls.
I really hope the car can be salvaged.
LOL, cracking response Chunky. There should be a picture on the link now which wasn't there earlier. Apparently it's a write off, just like Gary Neville.
Wonder what the chant line the away fans come up with??
His car was in a crash
Does not take you long does it Chunky!!
To be fair he had just come away from a
Demolition by Derby
He must have had something on his mind,,, probably thinking about who was gonna get top man at Grimey !!
The rumour that he was nudged by an overtaking Mini was proved unfounded, after a replay of the CCTV showed that there was no contact made
Some classics I've read elsewhere:
"so he can walk out from a car crash but goes down like a baby when he's tapped on the ankles"
"Did he jump out of the car, roll across the road clutching his face, then begin clutching his knee only to backflip to his feet gesturing for the offending barrier to be red carded?"
"Did Mike Reilly give a penalty against the car on the other side of the tunnel?"
"Apparently, when questioned by police, he complained that the wall wasn't ten yards back."
"Driving dead fast to the airport during the transfer window? He doesn't want to be here."
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