Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Hell's_Trombone, Aug 24, 2005.

  1. people might remember, goin back quite a time,
    a thread was started where all must rhyme.
    it was daz who started the original thread,
    so if u dont like the idea, be it on his head.

    anyway, lets start it again,
    where we all talk in riddles about my pet hen.
    so come on people its not that hard,
    lets get rhyming and eating some lard!........
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  3. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    i remember that
    some bits were dead funny
    i'd laugh so hard sometimes
    my nose would go runny.
  4. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Has anyone a hankie for 2nd man down? -
    With that runny nose we could all drown;
    I couldn't abide that continual drip -
    It really is something to give you the pip!
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    are you casting aspursions
    about the size of my hooter
    damn your insolence man
    urgh, i just sneezed on my computer.
  6. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    this thread is quite good
    it makes people think
    i'll join in myself
    after ive been for a drink...
  7. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    be careful with that
    drink plays with your head
    you may later regret
    something stupid you've said
  8. the rhyming has started,
    and you're doin so well.
    this thread will be great,
    i can already tell.

    its hurting my brain doin this rhyme,
    im not used 2 thinking for this amount of time.
    but stil i continue cos its so fun,
    and lo another verse is done!

    ooh its results day 2morrow,
    i really cant wait.
    i wanna no wot iv got,
    wil it be A*s for kate?!

    (doubt it!)
  9. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    Now I know that wont happen
    It could not you see
    because the drink that I have
    Is nothing but tea...

  10. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    Ah, caffiene in good

    the thinking mans liquor
    it helps with the rhyming

    cos it makes your brain quicker

  11. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    But too much is bad
    and care you must take
    for when used in excess
    it will keep you awake...
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  13. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

    far better to drink
    something healthy like milk
    it's sure to have you rhyming
    as smoothly as silk
  14. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    With milk you must be careful, though,
    Or else it will go sour:
    Don't leave it out of the fridge, you know,
    For more than half an hour :oops:

    If fizzy pop you drink instead
    Your allegiances usurping,
    You just have to watch as it enters your head
    It doesn't leave you burping.
  15. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    I rather drink Guinness
    Its so full of Iron
    Its what I drink most
    When ive got my band tie on...???
  16. HorniKaz

    HorniKaz Supporting Member

    Drinking when playing?
    What a terrible sin :eek:
    Unless you've finished blowing
    Shall I get a round in?? :tongue:
  17. Chris Sanders

    Chris Sanders Active Member

    I'll have a pint of Guinness please,
    and a Calsberg for my brother,
    then when we've finished them,
    will you go get us another...?? :p

    (please...??) :D
  18. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    mines a diet coke,
    in the pint variety,
    drinking is a joke,
    but not in the band society
  19. mines a pint of lager please,
    its really very tasty.
    its good for your joints especially knees,
    and makes ur skin less pastey. (is tht how u spell it??!!)
  20. meandmycornet

    meandmycornet Active Member

    I don't know how to rhyme
    I might learn in time
    If i take lessons of Kate
    who can rhyme really great!!
  21. drummergurl

    drummergurl Active Member

    fi dont worry about your rhymes,
    you're doing great, you're doing fine.
    make it up as you go along,
    then you can sing a song!
  22. aww thats really nice of u,
    but im afraid u r not rite.
    wot u sed is not so true,
    im actually pretty sh**e!!!

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