Really really funny

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  1. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Portsmouth have just taken the lead (and quite deservedly so) against AC Milan..and their fans are chanting "WHO ARE YA?? WHO ARE YA??" at the away fans!! Brilliant. :clap:
     
  2. themusicalrentboy

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    and....

    'ARE YOU BOURNEMOUTH IN DISGUISE'

    I also think they should sing 'what's it like to see a crowd'
     
  3. bbg

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    .......then Milan showed them just who they are - two cracking goals in the last 10 to silence the crowd more than a bit. Ronaldinho free kick good, Inzaghi's control and finish for the second different class.
     
  4. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

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    Yeah, that was really, really funny.... ;)
     
  5. 2nd man down

    2nd man down Moderator Staff Member

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    Ha ha ha, yeah, that was really funny to hear!! :D
     
  6. Will the Sec

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    Sometimes the wit of the fans is better than the football!

    "We weren't singing anyway" (Orient fans to Grimsby fans)

    "Our Keen's eponymous, your's ain't, your's ain't!" West Ham fans to Nottingham Forest about the current Sunderland Manager.

    And a non stop rhythmic clap for the whole from the North Bank at Upton Park, interspersed with "South Bank, South bank, give us a clap!" Yes, it was a boring nil-nil draw...
     
  7. Chunky

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    A few years back at Carrow Road when Chelsea visited shortky after Delias Lets be avin you rant:

    Chelsea fans to Norwich fans: 'We've got Abramovich, you've got a drunken bitch' and the almost instatnt retort was 'We've got a super cook, you've got a Russian crook'
     
  8. Thirteen Ball

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    Heard at Elland road a few years back in Leeds' relegation season.

    Away fans (Leicester city) "Goin' down, goin' down, goin' down..."

    Leeds fans "So are we, so are we, so are we...."


    Another personal favourite of mine (To the tune of 'That's Amore')

    "When you're sat in row Z
    and the ball hits your head
    That's Zamora...."
     
  9. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

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    When the bill hits his thigh
    and just crosses the line
    That's Zamora!

    When the ball hits his shin
    and it just trickles in,
    That's Zamora!

    When the ball hit his hip,
    and we're in the premiership,
    That's Zamora!
     
  10. Thirteen Ball

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    I'd not heard those versions, Will!

    I'll be sure and point them out to the chap who taught me the original... :clap:
     
  11. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

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    In fairness, the goal he got to restore the Hammers to the Premiership was not off his hip!
     
  12. Thirteen Ball

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    Did anyone else hear the hasty closedown of the commentator's microphones in the Leeds-Histon match at the weekend when a nearby group of fans... erm... voiced their concerns over the quality of ITV's coverage... by chanting "ITV, you're f****** s*** very loudly right next to the commentators!

    I still can't believe that went out on live TV. I thought they built in delays to prevent that?
     
  13. bbg

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    Arbroath FC 'keeper Darren Hill is of solid build (!), thin on top and sports a beard........hence the welcome from Raith fans behind his goal a few weeks ago of:

    "he's fat, he's round, his heid's on upside-down, Darren Hill, Darren Hill......................."
     
  14. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

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    To the tune of Winter Wonderland, on the telly from Fratton Park tonight,

    There's only one Emil Heskey!
    There's only one Emil Heskey!
    He used to be s***e
    but now he's all right!
    Walking in a Villa Wonderland!
     
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