Real life ads

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by PeterBale, Nov 25, 2005.

  1. PeterBale

    PeterBale Moderator Staff Member

    Real life ads (or so I'm informed ;) ) to bring a smile............

    ~ 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234.
    Leave mess.

    ~ A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by
    waitresses in appetizing forms.

    ~ Dinner Special: Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00.

    ~ For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large
    drawers.

    ~ Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take
    home, too.

    ~ Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it.

    ~ Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

    ~ The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other
    athletic facilities.

    ~ Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.

    ~ Stock up and save. Limit one.

    ~ For Sale:. Three canaries of undermined sex.

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    An aside......

    What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A
    receding hareline.
     
  2. Melph

    Melph Member

    Very Good

    Reminds me of when I was buying a house - the information sheet has a quick reference section and llisted all the features "....... bathroom, shops and school within one mile...."

    I guess this was ok as long as we didnt want the loo in a hurry!
     
  3. Will the Sec

    Will the Sec Active Member

    "Don't Kill Your Wife - Let Us Do It"...
     

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