Real life ads (or so I'm informed ) to bring a smile............ ~ 2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess. ~ A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms. ~ Dinner Special: Turkey £2.35; Chicken or Beef £2.25; Children £2.00. ~ For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. ~ Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. ~ Tired of cleaning yourself? Let me do it. ~ Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. ~ The hotel has bowling alleys, tennis courts, comfortable beds, and other athletic facilities. ~ Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover. ~ Stock up and save. Limit one. ~ For Sale:. Three canaries of undermined sex. =============================== An aside...... What do you call three rabbits in a row, hopping backwards simultaneously? A receding hareline.