Discussion in 'Thread Games & Totally Random...' started by DublinBass, Mar 22, 2005.
Before drinking a glass of water, eat a few breath mints. The water then tastes much fresher.
Don't eat yellow snow.
go hug someone who looks cool. do it!
When you can't make a snow angel because your on holiday at a warm beach, make a sand angel
Always wipe the butter off the knife before sticking it in the jam jar...you're jam won't go off as quick then!
don't assume you can dishwasher the cat.
smiles, smarties and marmite on toast.
Don't mistake the hairspray for underarm deoderant.
:lol: Only you could do that....
Erm I dunno... :dunno
Not that I've done this but I can imaging it would make for a really BAD DAY....
DON'T go out with your skirt tucked in your knickers!!! :biggrin:
Something you havnt been telling us?
OK heres one, dont wake up. Ever.
before leaving toilets make sure there is no loo roll stuck to your feet
Always take your own advise.......
on a similar note....don't mistake hair removal cream for toothpaste (or vice versa) :sup
Dont mistake deep heat for pile cream
Well quite. How cheerful. Good tip. NOT!
Try a fried mash sarnie (on thick bread with beef dripping instead of butter), a bovril cube sprinkled on it and chunky piccalily...you'll never want any other kind of sarnie as long as you live.
It's heaven in a butty.
I didnt mean like die just not wake up...
Remain on good terms with your ex-girlfriend/ex-boyfriend if you have to live with them ....
Always carry your instrument pad to band
Separate names with a comma.