Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dazzyboy, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

    Hello Good morning, Bore da, Guten Tag and welcome to my pet shop

    Now today we have a giant bee for sale going very cheap

    A bunch of elephants for sale by mr Pavarotti

    A cute little sloth named buttercup

    A frog named clive
    annd some evil badgers

    oh and a dog who has a chronic niccotoine addiction and is on the dole

    thank you for looking see u again
  2. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member


    Some people just don't have enough to do sometimes! :p

  3. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

    oh i also have an unusual animal for sale called a cowwuube
  4. I want a giant bee!! :cry: nice show mate :wink:
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Ah the internet... a great way to find out useful information, to share news, to communicate efficiently blah blah blah blah...
  6. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    I wouldn't buy anything from your pet shop! You can't tell the difference between the birds and the bees :shock:

    When was the last time you heard a bee go "Cheap"? That's budgies, you fool :!:

  7. TuTuKu

    TuTuKu Active Member

    :roll: :roll: :wink:
  8. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Geezer goes into a pet shop and he appears to be looking for something in particular. "Can I help you sir?" asks the sop playing assistant.
    "Yes", replies the man, "I'm looking for a parrot to keep my mother company".
    "Well sir we have those parrots down there", pointing towards a row of birds just off floor level. "Those little fellows are £200 each.
    "Then there are those on the wall at £590 a piece."

    "Why are they so much more expensive than the ones down there", asks the customer.

    "Well those on the wall cost more because they're on higher perches".

  9. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

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