RANDOM PET SHOP

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by dazzyboy, Jul 28, 2004.

  1. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

    Hello Good morning, Bore da, Guten Tag and welcome to my pet shop

    Now today we have a giant bee for sale going very cheap

    A bunch of elephants for sale by mr Pavarotti

    A cute little sloth named buttercup

    A frog named clive
    annd some evil badgers

    oh and a dog who has a chronic niccotoine addiction and is on the dole

    thank you for looking see u again
     
  2. Naomi McFadyen

    Naomi McFadyen New Member

    :lol:

    Some people just don't have enough to do sometimes! :p

    :wink:
     
  3. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

    oh i also have an unusual animal for sale called a cowwuube
     
  4. I want a giant bee!! :cry: nice show mate :wink:
     
  5. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    Ah the internet... a great way to find out useful information, to share news, to communicate efficiently blah blah blah blah...
     
  6. JessopSmythe

    JessopSmythe Active Member

    I wouldn't buy anything from your pet shop! You can't tell the difference between the birds and the bees :shock:

    When was the last time you heard a bee go "Cheap"? That's budgies, you fool :!:


    :D
     
  7. TuTuKu

    TuTuKu Active Member

    :roll: :roll: :wink:
     
  8. Well Worth It

    Well Worth It Active Member

    Geezer goes into a pet shop and he appears to be looking for something in particular. "Can I help you sir?" asks the sop playing assistant.
    "Yes", replies the man, "I'm looking for a parrot to keep my mother company".
    "Well sir we have those parrots down there", pointing towards a row of birds just off floor level. "Those little fellows are £200 each.
    "Then there are those on the wall at £590 a piece."

    "Why are they so much more expensive than the ones down there", asks the customer.

    "Well those on the wall cost more because they're on higher perches".

    IGMC
    :roll:
     
  9. dazzyboy

    dazzyboy Member

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