Quick joke

Discussion in 'Off-Topic Chat' started by Dave Payn, Feb 27, 2004.

  1. Dave Payn

    Dave Payn Active Member

    An Englishman visiting Scotland walks into a cake shop.

    "I say old chap is that a doughnut in the window or a meringue?"

    "Nae Jimmy you're right it's a doughnut"
  2. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    ok. so call me dumb, but huh?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
  3. Moy

    Moy Active Member

    or am i wrang?????

    For Dohhhhhhh :wink:
  4. Tromgod

    Tromgod Member

    Nice one.

    As a Scotsman I get the joke but it may be lost on some of the non Scottish contingent I think.

    Lost in translation!!!!!!!!

  5. jameshowell

    jameshowell Active Member

    I'm not so sure, I'm not scottish and I got it straight away :lol:
  6. akwarose

    akwarose Active Member

    alright, alright.... i get it now. thanks for explainin it.....
    i would say i'm blonde, but i'm actually purple, so i really dont have an excuse :(
  7. lynchie

    lynchie Active Member

    hehehe... made all the more humourous by our purple friend...
  8. Another awful joke

    An englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar and the barman says 'is this some kind of joke?'
  9. dyl

    dyl Active Member

  10. Jo Elson

    Jo Elson Member

    I didn't get it either. But i do have an excuse!
  11. Lothianh

    Lothianh Member

    It certainly was lost on me, until Moy supplied the phonetic hint. I hate to say that - despite my name and the fact that I lived in Dundee for several months when I was young - I am not an expert at deciphering Scottish accents. Especially written ones.


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